I was posed this question a long, long time ago, and decided that it was possibly the most screwed up question ever, seeing as how it elicits serious discussion on the best tactics and techniques to utilize while attempting to hurt/kill children. And now, I bring this joy of the interwebs to you Bullies. (I’m trollshidoing this thread right away, I don’t figure it’d survive elsewhere for long.) Now, THE QUESTION: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is “out”- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of “counter-tactics” training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I put my number at 35, although that’s probably being optimistic. Multiple-attacker situations, anyone? So…what’s your number?
Lift, Spike, Stomp. Formula for Success.
ALL OF THEM
Lies, dirty chunner lies! 
5-year-olds have t3h r34l leg-grapple.
SEARCH FUNCTION NOOB!!
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=22907&
DAMMIT! I didn’t bother searching because I was so sure nobody would be sick enough to start a thread…I guess I’ve failed the interwebs.