How Do Successful Trolling?

So yeah, I have no Troll Fu, anyone care to give me any pointers.

alright first you need a gun i suggest a browning buck mark camper.
it shoots a .22 bullet
now your going to use this to clear the good stuff out of your head.
don tjump ahead if you think you know whats going on. You dont.
now load a bullet into the magazine and load the gun
poin thte gun in your ear and turn on some steve miller
by instinct you will pull the trigger
then post and you will have perfect troll fu

edit: just kidding

really just give a story about the stereotypical “omfg my art worx” scenario.

worx evry time

dont forget to say how awesome your sifu is

6/10

Has potential but it’s too long. Nice try though.

LULZ! like the joke man.

You suck.

Your instructors suck.

Your MA sucks.

Brief and to the point troll-fu.

Wishing you the best in your troll quest,

Joe

The best trolling is with the illusion of ignorance. Don’t go in guns blazing, then you don’t get to draw anyone out, and like actually fishing, if you troll with a loud motor, you only catch the dumbest fish. If you pretend to be in search of knowledge, that’s where you do your best. Ask a fucking stupid question, but preface it with “I’m a beginner” or “I don’t know too much about this, but…” and IF anyone says “STUPID FUCKING QUESTION!!!113@!3!” by all means APOLOGIZE and try to draw THEM out too.

This way, you can actually end up trolling an entire site with NO ONE the wiser. They may think you’re an idiot, but they will stop thinking you’re just a troll after you repetitively disarm them with further apologies and questions. Now, once you’ve established that they trust your premise, you can start getting a little dumber, like posting “OMG, I Discovered a New Technique!” or other innanity-that-is-total-crap whilst posting something really, REALLY simple.

So once you can do that, you can really turn up the heat and add elements of other trolls’ gimmicks that you may notice (study if you have to) over time. Don’t try to fall into one gimmick too hard or too fast or you’ll get banned/lose credibility.

Now, after all of THAT, you could show up IRL and pretend to be totally ignorant of everything that’s going on, like you know no real technique, and then let someone show you a simple move, then tap them out 5 times in a row with it.

These things have worked for me in the past on various forums I won’t identify at this time.

sticky plz

^^ my thoughts exaclty… though we may asking for it if we do.

:kiss:

My desire to spread trolling wisdom trumps my desire not to be trolled.

lucky for you I came along, kid
jus check outmy crap and learn from the best…

:car20:

God how about you just don’t bother? If there’s one thing we don’t need around here, it’s another dipshit that thinks he’s a “funny troll”

whoever said I plan on trolling Bullshido

you’re doing it right now…

What do you mean pointers?
Besides why would you want to troll Bullshido?

In case you’re busy?:color:

I agree.
start a group.

The Cracky has laid down the fundamentals of good trolling. I’d suggest studying the “What do you guys think of Ed Parker” thread and the “Why TMA don’t work in the ring…” threads. Even if the posters of those threads aren’t trolls, they are the sort of people you need to imitate to get a rise out of people.

Maybe something like:

“Hi I’m new here but I wanted to discuss somethings with the more experienced posters here to get some ideas. I have a history of kempo and have recently started wing chun and I was wondering if anyone had any ideas on what moves might be best for street self defense situation. I bring this up because I know a lot of guys out there who come from BJJ backgrounds say you should take someone to the ground in a streetfight but I personally would be worried about if the other guy has friends ect…”

One of first threads Tyrsmann started was an ATTN: Angry Spastic deal. Surely the man needs no help learning how to troll.

To Troll wasn’t the motivation behind that thread, I wasn’t able to PM him at that point in time so started that thread. Besides I didn’t exactly know guy had such a bad rep at the time.