Start stealing money from her purse.
When she asks if you have been doing it, tell her “yes”.
When she asks why tell her “you didn’t have enough date money”.
When she tells you “it’s ok, we didn’t have to go anywhere, we could have just stayed at home” tell her “it wasn’t for you, you stupid cow, you’re a sure thing”.
Tell her you want a menage trois and ask if she has nay hot friends - like on that episode of Seinfeld
Good luck on this one, Truepwrz. You will do just fine. Just be concise and honest about it. If you are getting good advice from me (scary thought), it can only get better from here. Peace.
OMG I can see this thread turning! There is a chance she may say yes to the menage a trois. If there is hot girl on girl action, let them satisfy each other and help them out as appropriate. If you want to get rid of the girl (tongue in cheek advice!) just tell her that you just got with her so you could possibly get a chance to do her mom.
Can’t get much more fucked than this for a cheap excuse. Let us know how it goes.
Peace
girl in question phones
You: “Hello?”
Girl: “Yeah I etc etc”
You: (in your most contemptuous tone) “I don’t want to see you again, you have disappointed me”
Girl: “Wha-”
You: (hang up)
JU - hahahahaha
Trupwrz - give me her phone number, I’ll have a little chat with her that will ensure you are dateless for the rest of your adult life.
Hmmm. I have to agree. I misunderstood and thought the woman was being a nuisance.
well update:the urge to dump her somehow stopped when a single friend was telling me about how everyone thought he was gay, made fun of him because he can’t get girls, and said i was so lucky to have a girl…
so… sorry i wasted everyones time =( but i will keep the ideas next time i want to dump a girl =)
Truepwrz, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also, your style field says boxing. What happened to Fighthouse Muay Thai?
So you are staying with her because you dont want to seem gay? Thats pretty gay. Dump her, all you are doing is making the relationship stronger(in her head) by staying with her. Cut it off before she gets even more attached… Next thing you know, you’ll be posting 'How do divorce". Fail.
i have been trying to change it forever with no luck!
You cannot figure out how to change your stylefield yet expected to figure out how to dump a human being without looking like a jerk?
Truepwrz, you are an idiot.
“Been around the world an’ found that only stupid people are breeding…”
Invite her out for a weekend picnic in the park, but then arrive twenty minutes early and pay a homeless guy ten bucks to suck the salty streetcheese off his filthy cock. Just make sure you don’t finish up before your girlfriend arrives.
This will also solve the problem about possibly being seen as gay. I mean, you may as well embrace the truth now.
Gahhh, FAIL!! … Salty Streetcheese off his filthy cock… Ick. Ick. Whiskey-Tango-Fox, repeat, we are Whiskey-Tango-Fox, WTF out
And an other person adds to my fitness regime.
Keep harrassing her to initiate a threeway with her hottest best friend. Whatever happens you win.
Stick it in her butt when shes not lookin…or punch her in the eye. Butt the previous posters 3-way idea might have a better risk/reward ratio.
But if she is as hot as the girls at Risque Agency then I wouldn’t even consider breaking up with her.
(http://www.digitalfuntown.com/showchannel.php?page=20&title=Risque%20Agency&swf=Risque&fcontent_id=109)
WTF is this crap? How did this shit get overlooked?
You should pass along a her phone number and a headshot so we can pick up your slack.
Samurai as much I can understand and appreciate your approach to the situation you might have overlooked that the girl is a minor so getting it on with here would be:seppuku: