…Asked me out for coffee the other day. Had to refuse for a bunch of reasons, but just wanted to say, I STILL GOT IT!!! lol And since I know I’ll get a bunch of “Pics or GTFO” responses if I don’t post pics…
This isn’t her, of course, but she had the same body and a prettier face.
(I would call this nsfw)
http://content.coedcherry.com/spunky-angels/spunkyangels_37601/image09.jpg
coughbullshitcough
Link no worky.
If you are lying you are a pathetic loser. If you are telling the truth you are ghey. But, you’re our pathetic, ghey, lying loser so it’s all good.
Now if you combine those …
I don’t follow.
Ballerinas have bony hips.
FIZNIXED Durhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur.
I’ll just neg-rep myself, shall I?
The link doesn’t work because the girl is made up, thus she has the same body and prettier face of … nothing.
Damn, I didn’t even try to hotlink the pic and it still failed. Anyway, trust me, she was fine. Lithe. And yeah, it’s ghey to brag about shit like this on the interweb, but as a married, 38 yo dad, I so seldom get the chance to post in LLL anymore, I had to do it.
it’s a site that doesn’t allow other sites linking it. click the link, then refresh the page. you’ve never url-hacked people before?
anyways, i’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, since i don’t see any reason he’d have to lie.
edit: …and I just read the part where you’re married. my mistake.
No…nooooo! Why would someone lie to me like that? :sad5:
Gentlemen, I point to my staunch record of never having told stories like this before, as well as the fact that I am only claiming she asked me for coffee and not that I boned her, as evidence of my veracity!
you’ve never url-hacked people before?
I’m the D&D kind of nerd, not the IT kind of nerd. So, no. But if you’d be so kind…
here, uploaded to to imageshack for you. hopefully it doesn’t get taken down, there’s no nudity or anything.
Whew. Yeah. Same body type as that girl. Thanks.
Was that a girl? not a small boy? are you sure the truth of the story isn’t
“I took my son’s soccer team out for McDonald’s and one of them had no money so he asked me to get him a small coke.”
much more plausible… but I’m impressed by your interpretation of events.
Hmmm…
Red - 38 years old: Check
Red - Married: Check
Red - Dad: Check
Red - Heading to the local dance studio, to be asked out to a cup 'o joe by some young hot lithe girl who he will then have to tell, “sorry, but I iz married sweet thang but thanks for the offer”: Check
Wish me luck guys! :lookround
And it never occured to you to bring the ballerina home for a 3 way?
Damn old people…
[quote=Conde Koma;2296939]here, uploaded to to imageshack for you. hopefully it doesn’t get taken down, there’s no nudity or anything.
Nah, needs more muscle tone. Please find more pics and post again. Thanks.
Yours truly,
Red Elvis
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