Homosexual Vampire stole BJ Penn's Mojo. BJ loses fight

Did you see the homosexual vampire steal BJ Penn’s Mojo right before the fight? The minute I saw it I knew BJ was going to lose. Watch the homosexual vampire steal BJ Penn’s Mojo.

The vampire starts to move in for the kill.

The vampire is ready to attack.

The vampire attacks and steals BJ Penn’s Mojo on TV in front of the entire planet!

The vampire begins to pull back.

BJ realizes something is wrong

Hey! Is that vampire that just kissed BJ Penn on TV in front of the entire planet a man?

Oh ya that is a man. That means the vampire is a homosexual vampire. And he has his hand on BJ Penn’s shoulder to continue sucking his Mojo as long as he can touch BJ.

When was the last time you saw security allow a fan to kiss, touch, and hold onto a fighter going to the ring? BJ was set up for that homoseuxal vampire to steal his mojo so he would lose the fight.

This picture shows without a doubt that the vampire is a man. A homosexual vampire kissed BJ Penn full on the face on camera in front of the entire world, with security right there.

Security finally shows up and pushes the homosexual vampire to the side.

Poor BJ. He never had a chance against George St Pierre. The minute that homosexual vampire sucked BJ Penn’s Mojo out of him, BJ was a goner.

Happeh Birthday To You!

If this is Happeh where are the 3d renderings of naked men? That is his trademark.

No. Happeh only did that in some of his threads. Others involved MS-Paint-bedaubed photos of celebrities and an obsession with homosexual vampires. Just search Bullshido for the terms “homosexual” and “vampires” and you’ll find plenty of Happeh material.

Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that.

Wait, how would I have forgotten about that!?

That’s a very good question. Check your face in the mirror for asymmetries and get back to me.