Homophobic 5' 3" Blonde Martial Arts Instructor Knocks Out Guardsman

[B]5ft 3ins blonde martial arts instructor knocks out Coldstream Guard

A 5ft 3ins blonde martial arts instructor knocked out a Coldstream Guards Sergeant and attacked another squaddie’s wife at an Army Christmas ball, a court has heard. [/B]

Ashley Wolfe, 24, swung a punch, knocking out cold Lance Sergeant Michael Fallows, at the party for sergeants, officers and their wives at Woolwich Barracks in south east London last December.

Wolfe, whose husband William Wolfe was at the barracks teaching unarmed combat, shouted “Don’t mess with me: I’m a Canadian boxer” before punching the sergeant’s wife Joanne Holland in the face.

Woolwich Magistrates Court heard how after drinking heavily Wolfe “took exception” to Sergeant Fallows who was “dancing a bit gaily” and pretending to be homosexual on the dancefloor with a friend.

She confronted the pair, telling them this “shouldn’t be allowed in the British Army” before pushing them and storming off.

A short time later she returned to the men who had been joined by Mrs Holland’s husband, Sgt Damian Holland. This time she shoved Sergeant Holland so hard he fell into the band.

Sergeant Fallows, who has been in the Army for nearly eight years, told the court: "We were acting in a suggestive manner, dancing a bit gaily.

"This lady I know now as Ashley Wolfe came over and pushed me with both hands on my chest. She was saying ‘why are you doing this? It shouldn’t be allowed in the British Army’.

"Later Sergeant Holland came across and started dancing with us. I noticed Mrs Wolfe coming across the dancefloor. She pushed Sergeant Holland harder than she pushed me and he fell into the band.

“There was a lot of commotion and it moved into the reception area.”

After seeing the state of her husband when he came back from dancing Mrs Holland followed Wolfe, who was wearing a floor-length striking red satin dress, into the foyer.

She said: "When he came off the dancefloor he looked really flustered. When he came over his tie was off and his shirt was undone quite a lot at the top.

"I went through into the foyer. She was stood a couple of metres away and I asked her what was wrong.

"She said ‘don’t mess with me: I’m a Canadian boxer’. She then just hit me on the right side of my face. The bruising went all the way down my cheek.

“Everything went very blurry and dark and I felt incredible pain in my cheek bone.”

Mrs Holland said that she was taken from the room, but could see fists flying in all directions.

Jaques Howell, prosecuting, said: “Following the assault on Ms Holland a melee broke out and four people appeared to be involved. After a while Mr Fallows enters this melee, Mrs Wolfe goes over to him, administers a single punch and knocked him out cold.”

Mrs Wolfe, who was not present at the trial, claimed she only pushed Mrs Holland away. She also claimed she hit Lance Sergeant Fallows because he came at her aggressively.

However, District Judge Angus Hamilton rejected her claims and convicted her of two counts of common assault.

In her police interview, read to the court, Wolfe claimed she reacted when she saw male British squaddies “kissing” and “grinding” on the dancefloor.

In the interview she said: "All these guys started kissing each other and humping each other.

"They were kissing each other, holding each other and grinding, basically having sex with clothes on standing up. I’d say there were about seven guys dancing around, off and on.

“I pushed them apart because they were clinging on to each other and told them it wasn’t appropriate.”

Finding Wolfe guilty of both assault charges, District Judge Hamilton said: "There was nothing resembling violence or provocation before Mrs Wolfe struck Mrs Holland and the assault was entirely unprovoked. On that basis I find that charge proved.

“I’m quite sure her assault on Sergeant Fallows was unprovoked and an act of aggression on her part.”

A warrant was issued for the arrest of Wolfe, who is believed to be abroad, after she was found guilty.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6192029/5ft-3ins-blonde-martial-arts-instructor-knocks-out-Coldstream-Guard.html

They were dancing gaily gaily?

Glaaaass jaaaaw.

Lance Sergeant is only a full corporal* for anyone who doesn’t know the foot guards rank structure.

*But a member of the sergeants mess.

Observe how the tale grows in the telling. At the start of the article two dudes are dancing together and by the end it’s a full blown (fnar fnar!) Caligulan vortex of sweaty gay fucking.

After seeing the state of her husband when he came back from dancing Mrs Holland followed Wolfe, who was wearing a floor-length striking red satin dress, into the foyer.

Hm.
Did he just randomly insert a fashion commentary into his testimony?
Hm.
Just sayin’.

Hm.
This is the lady that literally went gay-bashing?
Hm.
Just sayin’.

[quote=adouglasmhor;2220696]Lance Sergeant is only a full corporal* for anyone who doesn’t know the foot guards rank structure.

*But a member of the sergeants mess.[/quote]

Correct. They show 3 WHITE Stripes. Full Sergeants show GOLD stripes hence the term Gold Sergeant. I refer to Full Ceremonial Dress.

I worked for H Div for 4 years in the distant past.

Cheers

You’ve forgotten the bit where the Daily Mail predicts the end of civilization…

Canadian Boxing - wow, looking for classes as we speak.

Pizdoff, wasn’t that your Style back in the day? Good find.

…because of the increase in the mortgage rate. :5bowtie:

Ugh…sadly some of my fellow Canadians suck. Oh well, at least she can hit.

[quote=Totemicist;2220899]If it was the Daily Mail they would gave been gay immigrants with aids raping babies whilst eating the queens swans.

Her arrest would therefore be proof that we are living in a society controlled by politically correct, freedom hating, Europhiles who invented the human rights act to help terrorists and pedophiles.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/[/quote]

Who cause cancer. Don’t forget the cancer…

I think the writer only included this for the pun.

But … but … we ARE!

If she can kick ass why is she afraid of homos?

Gay ninjers?

Jesus Christ!!

Piglet!!

Aerochica!!

Which ever one of you did this, that’s not fucking on!!! What Dave chooses to get up to in the bar, after a hard days fighting, is his business!!!

Dayum, Canadian Boxing >>>> Thai Boxing.

According to this Canadian news article it was not a homphobic attack at all and the lady boxer was affronted at being invited to join in with some dry humping on the dance floor.

http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/Vancouver+woman+mops+floor+with+British+soldiers/2005680/story.html#Comments

I am most impressed that she was able to fight whilst wearing a full length red satin evening gown.

I have a wardrobe full of lovely full length vintage dresses and I haven’t worn any of them since starting MA training. The actions of this young lady give me hope that girly dresses and fighting are not necessarliy mutually exclusive.

Woman sees hubby got tore up. She goes to confront the one she thinks did it. Does anyone in their right mind think violence of some kind wasn’t on her mind, and that she didn’t come off threateningly when she approached the woman in the red dress? Seriously? She had to be throwing vibes from the word go, and I’m sure she gave the woman in the red dress plenty of reason to feel the woman was threatening her, especially after getting all agitated over the dry-humping.

Excuse the knockout blows? Not really.

Impressive performance, though. I have a newfound respect for female canadian boxers. lol.

[quote=littleoldme;2223262]According to this Canadian news article it was not a homphobic attack at all and the lady boxer was affronted at being invited to join in with some dry humping on the dance floor.

http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/Vancouver+woman+mops+floor+with+British+soldiers/2005680/story.html#Comments

I am most impressed that she was able to fight whilst wearing a full length red satin evening gown.

I have a wardrobe full of lovely full length vintage dresses and I haven’t worn any of them since starting MA training. The actions of this young lady give me hope that girly dresses and fighting are not necessarliy mutually exclusive.[/quote]

The headline of that article bothers me greatly. They try to make her out to be some kind of hero. If the soldiers had wanted to beat the crap out of her they would have but because they didn’t want to respond with violence towards her, she got away with punching some people.

That doesnt make her tough, just a bitch.

[quote=cam4276;2235864]If the soldiers had wanted to beat the crap out of her they would have but because they didn’t want to respond with violence towards her, she got away with punching some people.
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That’s actually the first thing I’ve heard about this story that makes sense. From either side.