Hint Literacy in the World of Dating ... and stuff

So let’s say that theoretically, you joined Match.com upon the advice given in the “How do Bang non-whore Chicks” (for $34.99 too, what the fuck? Isn’t love supposed to be free and shit? Fuck those money grubbing bastards.). And, theoretically, after you joined the aforemetioned website, you met, and went out on a date with a chick who was moderately attractive, but boring as a motherfucker/dumb as rocks? You want to tell her to fuck off, theoretically, but you don’t want to say “aiyo, bitch, split”, as that might come off disrespectful.

I have always been a supporter of being honest and frank, because nothing sucks more than being all happy some hot chick you met at a friend’s birthday party gave you her phone number only to find out she was just fucking with you and gave you the number to a chinese restaurant. I mean seriously, what the fuck? Do I look hungry or something? I look like I want some fucking chicken fried rice? And then when I saw that bitch again she said she “didn’t want to hurt your feelings”. What the fuck is wrong with people, seriously? How the fuck would that make you feel?

Anyway, how do you drop hints to let people know you don’t want to see them anymore? How do you tell when people don’t want to see you anymore? Because I don’t really know about this hinting shit. I like it when shit is clear, you know. But apparently you can’t say everything you want to. Go figure.

Don’t waste your time getting girls numbers, give her yours. Don’t drop hints if you don’t want to see them again, make it clear. If you think she’s a rabbit boiler be as diplomatic as possible and pawn her off on someone so she’s got something else to think about besides destroying your life. You should track down and beat the person who put the idea in your head that love is free.

For you, may I suggest:

I think you need to be careful.

This schtick of yours is pretty creative, but the coherency of your posts has been deteriorating.

Oh, and no internet dating. Its bad for your soul.

Why do you say that?

For you?
Pull plug, deflate.

http://fastseduction.com/

coincided with a good amount of my past successes and failures with womens. and found out the weak parts of my “game”.

it’s more or less a bullshido.com type website of dating. focused more on getting laid vs finding a relationship

I’d say basically become as needy and attached to her as you can.
That sends anyone packing.

Be like. OMG can i call you. anytime of day no matter what time?

Be the opposite of trying to run away.
smother the hell out of her.

If you want this chick to leave you alone and never want to talk to you again, I suggest you simply send her a link to this website and have her read your posts.

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I did this to some extent to the girl that popped my cherry after the night (oh boy was that fun) and she immediately uninterested.

Have you thought about just enjoying the company of the boring/dumb chick and then using her company as a confidence booster and arm candy to get more chicks? Just take it easy and use girls to meet more girls. Nothing wrong with that, and thats what everyone is doing anyways.

Like someone mentioned here, nothing makes you more attractive to a woman than the fact that you’re already involved with someone. Don’t try and think logically, with girls I think “what it is is what is” and there isn’t any real sense to it.

Also, one might say that there are no such thing as a non-whore chick, especially by your standards.

Internet, can you show me where the clitoris is?

Why not just do the obvious and say “Hey, you’re a great girl, but I don’t think we’re compatible as a couple” and just stick to your guns after that? Problem solved and no self esteems crushed in the process.

Fuck, man. Why you always gotta try and do me like that?

Kids remember, don’t cross the street, along the street!

On the subject, tell her that you will call her in case of an emergency (i.e. you don’t get pussy for the next 3 months and need to “blow off” steam) otherwise you are not interested. Hell you act all hard and shit, talk back to every wanabe or not wanabe here on the page, if aksed or NOT and then you are a pussy about telling a girl she is dumb like a rock and borring as your sexlife? Fuck that dude, dump her and go on.

At least be glad someone’s doing you.

I’d go with this. It’s quick, easy and most likely she won’t be angry at you for being direct. Unless she’s a psychopath. Then all this will do is ensure you’ll never stop hearing from her.

Wait, what the fuck are you saying?

He’s questioning your realness. He’s stepping to you. Blast that fool!

He’s saying that your cliched bullshit is boring.

Well, now you are presuming the ?'s betrothed is female.

Fuck you, you tubby motherfucker.