hilarious story

http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=ListMessages&PID=1&TID=620207&FID=1&pc=65

"i’ve been training for a while now but my girlfriend has never seen me compete. i’ve always told her how i train ultimate fighting and how it’s really exciting to know how to choke people out and break their bones and stuff. she’s always thought it sounded cool and decided to come watch me compete at a tournament. i thought it would be a good idea. bad move on my part.

anyways, it was a no-gi tournament and i usually grapple with just my “fightshorts” only. when she found out about this, she was kinda weirded out. she didn’t understand why i would want to wrestle in boxer briefs. i tried to explain how the sweat from my body would make it more difficult for my opponents to hold me down and submit me but i don’t think that got through to her.

to make matters worse, my first opponent also only wore fightshorts! i could tell that she was grossed out that the two of us were gonna wrestle each other with barely nothing on. i told her that there’s nothing “gay” about it and that she’ll see how cool it is once i submit this clown. i even told her that i’ll put on a t-shirt for my next match if she really wanted me to.

now comes the bad part. the match begins and it turns out that my opponent grapples like a faggot! we start off circling for maybe a second or two, then all of a sudden this clown pulls guard. i’m in his closed guard now and i stand up to break his legs. so what does this guy do? he fucking sits up with his legs crossed behind me and holds behind my neck! so he’s basically straddling me! i try to shake this guy off of me a few times but he keeps holds tighter. the fag is basically riding me like a chick would. this goes on for what seems like forever until i finally manage to get this fucker to open his legs and stop riding me. i manage to catch a glimpse of my girl during this time and she had the most disgusted look on her face ever.

i ended up losing the match to this homo so i went to take my girl home. on the drive home, shit was just awkward. she’s usually pretty chatty but she didn’t say shit. when i dropped her off she just said bye really fast and then went in. it’s been a couple of days since and i still haven’t heard from her. i seriously think that things might be over. "

some other stuff I found:
http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=ListMessages&PID=1&TID=621409&FID=1&pc=20
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=269192

  1. So what?!
  2. Comments?
  3. Are you calling grapplers gay or are you laughing at the troll who made this up?
  4. This was a stupid first post

Im callign grapplers gay cause you do see this sort of stuff all the time. And grapplers always say how they do ultimate fighting when there isnt anything ultimate about what they do.

Dare I say, Fuck off strangler??

I’m supprised you didn’t just challenge him to fight.

I’ve been wanting to tell him to fuck off for quite some time. It’s a thing that all forum members must do.

whats funny is martial artists are probably the loswest or most horrible people on earth. I mean its been like this for centuries and it hasnt changed. CHallenge fights, embarassing your opponent aka matt thornton by putting a picture of your challenger with hsi amster in front of your video, starting streetfights and hurting people in front of bars, showing off in front of people and talking shit, martial artists will never change nor will its reputation.

what are you then?

Fighting styles have limitations. Groundfighting as a whole has far fewer limitations than most standing styles. This means that the best grappler in world would certainly be a force to be reckoned with in pretty much any one on one confrontation. By far, most people who train in groundfighting nowadays also train in some sort of striking technique as well. This creates a fighter with even less limitations. Ultimate? Not necessarily, but perhaps our hypothetical groundfighter will have many less stylistic limitations than a fighter from an older, more rigid, and less competitive art.
Ultimate fighting is the name of a now prestigious MMA event. I don’t know a single grappler who refers to himself as an ultimate fighter or calls what he does “ultimate fighting.” Posts like this are immature as well as unproductive and I hope that you get banned.

lol… you have a pretty twisted view of reality. Sounds to me like you got your ass kicked one too many times.

I just realized . . . guys, the guard looks queer.

OMG . . . “rear” “Naked” choke . . . why hasn’t anyone made this easy gay joke before?

One of the mods should put him in the hall of fame for thinking that one up! An instant classic!

It doesn’t look queer when I do it wink

Seriously though, I sometimes wonder what other people think when I take top mount and giggle wildly.

The same thing. Hell, I’m thinking it now and I’m not even rolling.

What a loser - It seems like this guy has serious issues about his own sexuality, enough to make up a completely moronic story to see if he can get a rise out of us. Get him on a real mat, and see if he’s still got the guts to say grapplers are gay when he’s getting choked out to oblivion.

As unbelievable as it sounds, my last girlfriend was the same way. When I started getting back into martial arts my girlfriend said she broke up with one of her exes after she went to his jujitsu class. Because she thought it was disgusting and somehow homoerotic or whatever…I told her she better not come whenever I take grappling classes, and it caused a huge fight, since I told her I wanted to take them. Explaining to her why grappling was so important in any fight didn’t matter whatsoever… And god, when I tried to watch the ufc she acted like she got sick everytime, making rude ass comments and what not. Yeah, so some girls are just stupid. She definitely was.

lol, he dedicated his name after me. fucking, bought, sold, and demolished

Good bye crap.

Strangler will never be anyone’s daddy because he’d have to have sex with a woman to accomplish that. There’s a good chance of him being somebody’s wife though.