[QUOTE=Nutcracker, sweet;3008355]This thread is now about dumb John Madden quotes.[/QUOTE]
“Boof”, “Bam” and other assorted sound effects.
Working from home today, so…
“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
“Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.”
“Ruben Brown made that play there….well I mean he missed the guy completley but he was able to create just enough room for Thomas Jones by whiffing. The air he created on the miss gave Jones enough space to score.”
There’s just so many!
“A team should never practice on a field that is not lined. Your players have to become aware of the field’s boundaries.”
“The best way to gain more yards is advance the ball down the field from the line of scrimmage.”
That’s a real Madden quote, and that’s actually the only way to gain more yards.
Bj Penn fighting on ufc232 in the fucking prelims ?? Fuuuuuck
also merry penis to you all
Dan Severn loves raping people.
Libertarianism and Anti Vax
Do Absoft supply the source code for the UNIX and VAX libraries with Absoft 10.0? If so, how about compiling your own custom library? Or how about using the Absoft 5.0 libraries?