Ed Parker Kempo sucks. Train Gracie Jiu Jitsu…or be beaten by someone who does.
Shut the Fuck Up nutrider.
Fair enough. I take it you’re a true believer in Kenpo then. We get many trolls who pretend they hold beliefs that are contrary to the Bullshido creed just to see if they can string us along. I thought you might be one of those.
I don’t have the time to debate with you right now, so I will leave you in Teh El Macho’s capable, not to mention verbose, hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33mcQivFCZs
Interesting here is your instructor.
This puts the entirety of your statements in perspective. Your instructor is fat so, that means there is a 95% chance he is unskilled.
Oh wait, you put in an age caveat to protect him.
I wondered why you said
let me re-phrase my statement. 95% of martial art school owners who are less than 50 and obese, are slackers.
Now I know.
There is really no excuse minus sickness to be fat at 50. Oh wait let me guess he is sick?
What he said. This does not have to become an angry clusterfuck. It can be conducted in a civil manner, by kenpomormon, just know that questions that do not get answered will come back again and again until they get a satisfactory answer.
*** stretching and bending in preparation for performing my verbal-jits-fu kata ***
If I may quote my six year old cousin, “Make me”.
Dude, really stop. At least for the moment. I’m trying to engage the guy, not wave my e-dick on someone’s face and see if it’s long enough to instill awe to those who see it.
Try to be a bit more constructive here, even if it’s in trollshido, and please help me out a bit, would you?
Plus you are a bit of a nutrider. Why just GJJ? Why not MT, Judo, MMA or boxing? And no, that’s just an esotherical question which I don’t want to see answered in this thread (maybe on another one if you wish). But please help me out with this, and keep the shit to a minimum.
Since you asked reasonably, instead of giving me an imperative command, I’ll stop throwing crap at the walls to see what sticks. And I said GJJ because that’s what I train right now and I enjoy it, I hope to train judo, boxing, etc but due to my location and my financial situation (not enough MONEY!) that’s not practical right now.
I’ll bow out unless I have something construcive/on topic to add, since you did ask way more politely than was warranted.
Stay here Vince. This is trollshido.
TEM, this one is better and not so silly try a cross post.
lol! that guy is NOT my teacher. i don’t know wher you got that guy from. My teacher is around 65 and is not fat. look at my profile to see who he is.
I would be happy to have a (FREINDLY) full contact match with an honorable skilled boxer, wrestler, MMA, whatever. But I don’t know any who will do it around here. Is there any people on this site around SW Kansas?
The rules I would agree to are these… No biting (scars, and gross), no ripping skin or testicles, ears and so forth (scars, babys) no eye strikes, and cup and mouthpeice required. Tap out or uncle loses. No gloves.
By home study I mean; Kenpo has a curriculum, and it can be put on paper and video. All one has to do is study the combat philosophy (home training), and then go spar with someone (dojo training usualy). I do both, on and off.
I thought you said you were an experienced str33t f1ght3r.
Do all of your victems sign this waiver?
Plz add “Dumbass” Tag
also, I would like to see his name changed as above to properly indicate the quality and veracity of his posts.
Thank you.
You sir/mam, are a fool. Why do you put words in my mouth? i never said anything about signing a waver.
that was for a FREINDLY MATCH! if anyone wants to have an UNFREINDLY FIGHT then i’ll have no choice but to resort to combat.
You are a sick man,
Ban Plz!
DO NOT MISQUOTE ME!!! you have NO honor and would have already had been put in your place if you had gotten that attitude with me in person. DO NOT MISQUOTE ME!!!
:sleepy1:
Please… for the love of god… don’t unleash the deadly power of the home schooled brown belt upon us. You have no idea of the level of terror you instill upon us.
I think I can bear his wrath with a fair amount of equinimity.
Home schooled Brown Belt?
= suXorz!
So is this now the “poke the kempoka with a stick” thread? Because I tried that earlier and was told to stop. Whatever.
Mr. Kempo, how has your training prepared you to deal with someone trying to drag you to the ground and elbow you in the head? I am an expert in this technique, because I have watched all of Tito Ortiz’s fights, sometimes on fast forward so I could learn to GnP superquick!