You have a vagina. I want to see it.
In this thread, you will post your best pickup lines.
Ever been raped?
“You know how I know you’re getting laid tonight?”
“No how?”
“Cos im stronger than you are”
Excuse me, my penis seems to have found itself inside of your vagina.
That shirt is very becoming on you.
Of course, if I was on you I’d be cumming too.
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Ever had sex with a dog before? I have. Wanna come over and watch, baby?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
Hey Baby, you want to go halves on a bastard?
Are you free tonight or do I have to pay?
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way, which would you prefer”
Look out behind you!
To a woman with a baby: " So I see you like to fuck."
Pick up lines are highly overrated. Lately, I’ve just been going with the YOU buy ME a drink route.
EDIT: Just read through the thread and realized this wasn’t supposed to be a serious discussion.
Nice shoes, wanna fucck?
Approach two girls and say.
“Can i smell your pussy?”
“What?! No.”
“Oh, ok. It must be your friends then, in that case do you wanna drink?”
hey baby wanna see my basement
“hey, bend over for a second…”
#I’ve got something in my front pocket for you,
why don’t you reach into my pocket and see what it is,
just grab onto it just for you,
give it a little squeeze and say ‘how do ya do’#
Wanna come over for anal sex and pizza?
What? Don’t like pizza?