HEY REIKON

HOW WAS YOUR MOM? YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU SLEPT WITH BECAUSE YOUR AN INCESTUAL FUCK

STOP LICKING LSD OUT YOUR DADS ASS SO YOU CAN HAVE SICK FANTASIES ABOUT MY MOM BEFORE I SLAP YOU WITH A 12 YEAR OLD MALE HOOKER THAT LOOKS LIKE WAYNE NEWTON DICK…HAHA I SAID DICK.

I DON’T FUCK ANYONE YOUNGER THAN 14, BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER.

LIES! YOU ROB THE CRADLE AND YOU LIKE IT YOU KENSHIN WANNA BE BANGCOCK MUNCHER…

YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR HEART AND SOUL INTO THESE POSTS IF YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO BE GOOD MAN. NO MORE CRAP LIKE THAT. KENSHIN WTF?

WHATEVER! LIKE YOU TOTALLY JERKED OFF TO KAROU AND YOU KNOW IT. AT LEAST I DID. AND I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU WHILE DOING IT.

DID THAT SOUND REALLY GAY?

IT DID BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE IT’S YOUR LIFESTYLE CHOICE AND WE HAVE TO RESPECT THAT.

LOL JUST KIDDING. YOU’RE A TOTAL FAG.

I’M NOT A FAG. I’M JUST SEXUALLY CHALLENGED. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO OPPRESS MY AMERICAN RIGHTS? WHY CAN’T MEN JUST FUCK OTHER MEN IN THE ASS AND BE LEFT ALONE WHILE DOING IT?

BECAUSE IT’S NOT “NATURAL” ACCORDING TO MY BELIEFS THAT NOT EVERYONE SHARES.

THE GREEKS THOGUHT IT WAS NATURAL. MMM GREEKS.

AND THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE WOMEN AND DIED FROM ARROWS TO THE HEEL! THE HEEL!!! LOL!!!

LOL NO THEY DIDN’T. YOU DIDN’T PAY ATTENTION IN HISTORY CLASS. THE GREEKS DIED FROM GETTING ENTANGLED AND SUFFOCATING IN THE ASS HAIRS OF THEIR MALE ‘PARTNERS’.

THEN AMERICA TBAGGED EUROPE AND WE ALL WENT HOME. BUT THE GREEKS WHO ARE SO CLOSE OT JAPAN, HAD LEARNED NINJAPSU SO THEY SNEAKED OVER TO AMERICA AND BROUGHT THEIR EVIL WAYS HERE. STUFF LIKE GREEK SALAD DRESSING, ANAL SEX, AND MY BIG FAT GREEK BITCH.

MORE LIKE THEY WENT TO CHINA AND BROUGHT US GAY THINGS LIKE WING CHUN AND CHINESE “MEDICAL” BALLS

LOL THEY’RE REALLY ANAL BEADS

HEY! I STUDY WING CHUN AND I’M NOT GAY…OH WAIT.

AND YOU DONT’ STICK THOSE THOSE BALLS IN YOUR ASS…YOU STICK THEM IN YOUR…WELL…I DON’T HAVE ON OF THOSE BUT YOU STICK THEM IN THERE ANYWAY.

P.S. IF YOU DO STICK THEM IN YOUR ASS MAKE SURE YOU USE THE ONES WITHOUT BELLS…EVERYONE IN MY VING TSUN CLASS STARED AT ME BECAUSE MY ASS JINGLED WHEN I WALKED.

THEY ONLY JINGLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A SKINNY METROSEXUAL WITH NO ASS TO MUFFLE THE SOUND. MAYBE IF YOU MANNED UP AT ATE SOMETHING FOR ONCE YOU ANEORXIC SHIT

DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS HIPS HITTING YOUR PELVIC BONE?

NO BUT MY ASS COMPLAINS ABOUT HITTING HIS BONE. HAHA I SAID ASS AND BONE IN THE SAME SENTENCE…I’M NOT ANOREXIC I’M DULEMIX…GET IT SR8 SHITWADHEADDICKTHING GUY.

I CAN’T KEEP TRACK OF ALL THESE CLASSIFICATIONS OF “SKINNY LOSER” I’M SORRY

WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?!

IT’S OK I’M JUST HAPPY YOU REMEMBER METROSEXUAL. BUT YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE FUN OF ME…I MIGHT HAVE TO TBAG U WITH MY CHI BALLS OR USE MY IRON ASS TECHNIQUE ON YOUR HEAD. IZ T3H D34DLY!

YOU GET ME SO HOT WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT. DO ME. DO ME NOW!!!

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T LIKE MEN, AND THAT IF I EVER WANTED TO FUCK YOU I’D HAVE TO DRUG YOU WITH ROOFIES, OCP, AND COKE, RIGHT BEFORE BASHING YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A LARGE METAL OBJECT AND PUTTING A PAPER BAG OVER MY FACE AND SHAVING MY ASS? DID YOU LIE TO ME ALL THIS TIME?