Okay fist kittens what’s your first move Mr. I’ve done this for more than half my life
(remember this is done in complete humor)
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Oh and while I’m at it I want a piece of peedee too.
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Usually you have to buy him dinner…
I don’t do McDonald’s
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Omega, I bought my ticket. I just went with the general admission.
The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to “chi” is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.
Cool, I’ll be there with my press pass I’ll PM you.
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>Okay fist kittens what’s your first move Mr.
>I’ve done this for more than half my
>life
>(remember this is done in complete humor)
Instead of cyber sex the kids have turned to cyber sparring?
Hey chamber who you calling kid…don’t make me go over there.
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punch punch kick
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Hard work, Patience, Dedication.
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed later.
No brain, no gain.
Erotic punch erotic punch erotic kick.
They don’t call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing!
Sweet! Naked Judo!
That’s called … uh, gosh it’s been so long, what IS naked Judo called?
(board breaks with a kick)
“Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something.”
– Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling”
goodness, i’m not grappling with Boyd
“what IS naked Judo called?”
a rose by any other name
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Hard work, Patience, Dedication.
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed later.
Training in Nike-Do lets you laugh at how tired the other guy is. Pant, Pant
That’s okay I’ll grapple with JKD chick.
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punch punch kick
<<<look at you funny kick you in nuts>>>
“you hit like a 3 year old.!!!”
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JKDC,
Hon, I don’t care HOW long it’s been, if you can forget what it’s called or how it goes, I’m sadly disappointed in your past…uh…rolling partners.
Of course, you probably kept choking them out from the guard at inopportune moments. snicker
Regards,
CrimsonTiger
“You kicked me in the HEAD! You NEVER throw kicks! How’d you do that? Wires?!” - Sempai Phil (my last sparring partner)
Yeah, it kind of spoils the mood to yell things like “You call that A MOUNT!! LOOK AT YOUR KNEES! ALL WRONG!”.
(board breaks with a kick)
“Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something.”
– Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More, With Feeling”
Obviously you weren’t blindfolded, bound and gagged properly.
sigh Amateurs.
Regards,
CrimsonTiger
“You kicked me in the HEAD! You NEVER throw kicks! How’d you do that? Wires?!” - Sempai Phil (my last sparring partner)
wtf omega?
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Hard work, Patience, Dedication.
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed later.
you said “punch punch kick”
I look at you funny
then I kick you in nuts (ref didn’t see it)
Then I mock you
“you punch like 3 year old”
Now I flip you the bird, and throw low leg round house attempt take down. <<<double leg>>>
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