This thread is blatantly self-promotional, so I asked permission before I posted this. As a bonus, I’m willing to wear the Bullshido shirt to the first day of filming, which is watched by an average of 2 million viewers.
I am a contestant on a VH1 reality show called “The Pick-up Artist”, in its second season. The show’s premise is a variety of guys who are not good with women get dating advice from a coach named “Mystery” and some of his friends. The contestants are then given “day missions”, ranging from chatting women up at cafes, swimming pools, volunteering at places, etc., to night missions, which ranges from making out at a club to inviting girls to a party.
All you have to do is click the “vote for me” link at the top left, which will then ask you to enter a string of letters or numbers in to make sure it’s not spam. That’s it. It takes about fifteen seconds.
Helping me win will help Bullshido out with a free promotional spot, and help me to give money to the LSU boxing, Judo, and wrestling team. You can look at other contestants, I think I come out pretty decent compared to many of them. Anyone who knows me or wants to step it up a notch can write a testimonial, I have one from “Peechee” off “Flavor of Love”,
Thanks everyone for voting for me. I will represent. For those curious, they send you to professional stylists for a makeover on the show, so I have no idea what I’ll look like when they’re through. I’m trying to get Christine Dolce to do the makeover:
I already voted for ya but I’m not a 100% sure why your going on this show. I mean I could understand why that Fireman guy is (Jesus H Christ some people need to be banned from beards and long hair), but honestly there isn’t much of a trick to this bagging a chick business. Unless this is just a clever ploy to get Bullshido some free advertising in which case more power to you.
I could tell you numerous stories of pain, humiliation, and rejection at the hands of women. But you can watch that on television, I’m not giving away that for free.
The ridiculous beard, for those wondering, is a “hook”. Basic way it works is that it gives a woman a reason to come over and talk to you without it being obvious that she really just wants to talk to you. If a woman touches it, then that means she is really interested. To use a phrase one black guy told me, “That’s a real pussy-go-getter man”. (Thank you, random-person-I-met for this term.)
The guy who runs the show, “Mystery”, calls this “peacock theory”. He is at an extreme I can’t fathom; ridiculous hats, feather boa looking scarf thing, gawdy necklaces, weird bracelets, facial jewelry, make-up, eyeliner, etc. But, he was strangely right about having a ridiculous looking dyed piece of facial hair would work, and he attracts women all the time, so I’m going to see what else he can show me.
The underlying theory behind it is that women get approached by boring “nice guy” types all the time, and anyone who sticks out conspicuously is either the coolest guy there, or the biggest toolbag there. She has to find out which it is. So if you’re in the latter category, this won’t help you much.
Can’t promise i’ll watch but I voted. I’ll try to remember to vote 2morrow (min. 24hr waiting period).
Come on fellas let’s put our own on. Hey NoMan! Sweeten the deal. Promise to deliver VH1’s first unannounced flying armbar. That’ll get these bullies mobilized.
btw: If anyone’s curious, ‘Mystery’ is the nom de guerre of a guy from Neil Straus’ The Game. A guide/selection of anecdotes on bagging bitches. It made a small splash a while back, and I think he released a follow up that was more guide oriented.
This is him on Conan O’Brian featuring hilarity & a comparison of Martial Arts to the ‘Venutian Arts’:
PS: For the love of god I’m just informing and in no way endorsing. I’m neither recommending nor judging any of his work. At least from the interview the guy seems fairly reasonable, albeit kind of a fruitcake.
