HELP ME!!!

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hi gang im new to the forum and i need some help.
thing is ive been interested in ninjitsu for a while and got some books online from ashida kim, ive been searching through the forums , and by the looks of it . im thinking it twice about reading ashida kims book, does anybody have real info on ninjitsu ? :eusa_pray

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Look for Stephen Turnbull and Masaaki Hatsumi on Amazon.

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So you want to be a “Ninja” as it’s thought of? Espionage, stealth, combat training.

Here’s my advice to becoming a “Ninja” as little as six or so years.

Step one: Get into at least average shape (mile and a half in 13 minutes, at least 2 pull ups, 50 Crunches in two minutes, you know, simple stuff).

Step Two: Join the Marines. Pick Security Forces if possible, if not, any combat job works.

Step Three: Survive Four years to discharge.

Step Four: There are two choices here depending on your flavor of “Ninja” One option is to re-enlist with the Marines and head for Recon. The other option is to enlist in the Navy and work your way into SEAL.

Voiloi, you are now a combat trained person aimed at stealth, surveillance, infiltration, etc.

You are a “Ninja”

Thanks for playing.

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That’s a lot harder than imagining that you’re that badass though. Plus its not AZN enough yo. :jihad:

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thanks for the replies…but

thanks for the replies , ive checked the books on amazon regarding to ninjitsu , but im looking for online material like ashida kims books, i mean where can i get some onlien info.
regarding to my physical condition im a personal boduybuilding trainer and wall climbing competidor.

any reply on the online info would be of great help!!1 :tongue11:

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http://www.kutaki.org, but be prepared to sift through a lot of arguments.

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Anything by Steven Hayes, Masaaki Hatsumi, Jack Hoban or Charles Daniels on Ninjutsu would be good. Also check out www.winjutsu.com or just put Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu into a search engine. Forget about cons like Ashida Kim.

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Stick to MMA.

PL

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MILITARY PROFESSIONALS AREN’T NINJA

In the Marines we referred to our R&S guys as “ninja recon” and often referred to the SEALs who worked with us as “navy ninja”, but this moniker isn’t really accurate.

Some sources cite ninja as social sub-class insurgents trying to defend their way of life using unconventional tactics. If this is true, then the insurgents in Iraq right now are ninja. So were the Southerners who fought the British in America.

Ninja seem to have been employed by various leaders for information gathering, sabotage, training local forces, etc during the 1500-1700s in Japan. If this is true, then today’s mercenaries and “agents-for-hire” are ninja.

The ideas behind ninpo are used by a lot of folks. But ninja do not seem ever to have been regular military forces. So, while Force Reconnaissance Marines, SEALs, D-Boys, and others may employ ninja tactics, they are not really modern-day ninja. The closest thing in the US to a ninja might be a CIA field agent in the Operations department.

So, joining the Marines and “going recon” isn’t really the way to go – especially if you’re referring to Battalion Reconnaissance or Radio Reconnaissance vice Force Reconnaissance. I guess the real way to become a ninja is to live in a repressive regime and try to resist it by learning how its military fights and developing tactics, techniques and procedures that counter its methods.

Just my 2 Yen. And it’s my first post - flame away.

Dal ati,

Setogiwa

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obvious troll job.

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Guess I should have written something like:

  1. Find a dojo.
  2. Go to it.
  3. If it’s for you, stick with it.
  4. If not, find something else.

Dal ati,

Setogiwa

“Only troll I ever done was with a long line…”

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Want to be a Ninja? Here’s the REAL process!

  1. Find a 16th century Japanese castle.

  2. Find a Lord that doesn’t like the Lord of that castle.

  3. Get him to hire you.

  4. Sneak into the castle, past all the Samurai, and set it on fire and/or kill their lord.

  5. Congratulations, you are now a NINJA!

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You forgot the Robert Hamburger book on Amazon…Check it out and let us know what you think.

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But where are the lineage scrolls?

PL

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If you’re not just a troll, I’ll help you. Go in front of a mirror, smack yourself, and say “I do not want to be a ninja.” Repeat several thousand times.

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PM me, I have the real NINJUTSU.

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The reason you found AK books online for free is because they suck bigtime! You will always get what you paid for when it comes to Ninja books. And you really should has used the search function…unless you wanted to be flamed to death of course.

In the interest of being gentle (and giving you the benefit of the doubt in regards to troll-ship) I will give you this…

There are three systems that are as close to ‘accredited’ ninjutsu as you are going to find :

  1. Bujinkan
  2. Genbukan
  3. Jinenkan

Ask yourself if you want to (1) be an effective fighter (sooner than later), (2) be a practitioner of a martial art that includes a buttload of crazy weapons (not many of which have any modern application) and some neat historical stuff or if you (3) want to do the sneak around in a black suit molesting sheep with shuriken thing.

If your answer was
1 = Join a full contact club of your choice…I stress FULL CONTACT
2 = Join any of the 3 organizations listed above
3 = Find a large caliber hand gun, load it and place the barrel in your mouth. Say I’m a real ninja three times, click your heels and pull the trigger.

Cheers

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So what are you saying, guys? The Army doesn’t have any ninjas? WHY OH WHY DID I LET THEM PUT “1337 N1NJ4” IN MY CONTRACT?!?!

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I hope that nobody else falls for that. You should be ashamed.

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Ashamed of the power of NINJUTSU!? I think not.