Being super-immature and somewhat homophobic, this is something I think about. How would I react if the dude mounting me has a huge erection that I can actually feel through his pants? I’d probably just work the shit out of my escape, but if that failed think I’d freak right the hell out. I’m also quite scared of people thinking I have a boner while grappling. I never actually do, but because I always wear a cup, people may interpret what they feel to believe I have a boner. Anyways, has this happened to anyone? If so, how did you react?
You are possibly the gayest thing I have witnessed so far on this site, and may I say, you are just fabulous.
You go girl…
Why would someone who is homophobic train in what is easily, to the untrained eye, the most homoerotic martial art?
[QUOTE=Octo-Kappa;2576973]Why would someone who is homophobic train in what is easily, to the untrained eye, the most homoerotic martial art?[/QUOTE]
Turkish Oil wrestling begs to differ.
What I wanna know is why would YOU be wearing a cup and your opponent NOT?
Personally I’d feel a bit flattered…then I’d probably do some illegal move that would get rid of that boner real quick…dunno exactly what…maybe pinch his leg or attempt to elbow his junk…or something.
[QUOTE=The Juggernoob;2576974]Turkish Oil wrestling begs to differ.[/QUOTE]
Oh man I knew someone was going to mention ‘tow’. I debated for a good minute whether or not to add mainstream or popular to my post knowing full well you guys never let anything slip through the cracks.
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[QUOTE=ADM;2576982]troll lolol olololo ollllllll lolol[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=kracker;2576958]Being super-immature and somewhat homophobic, this is something I think about. How would I react if the dude mounting me has a huge erection that I can actually feel through his pants? I’d probably just work the shit out of my escape, but if that failed think I’d freak right the hell out. I’m also quite scared of people thinking I have a boner while grappling. I never actually do, but because I always wear a cup, people may interpret what they feel to believe I have a boner. Anyways, has this happened to anyone? If so, how did you react?[/QUOTE]
It’s just not that funny.
Swing and a miss.
I think if you’re grappling and you find your opponent has a boner, you should immediately punch him in the face, disengage from him, point at him and shout as loud as you can “He’s got a boner! He’s got a boner!” Bring it to the attention of as many people in class as you can. It’s the only sure way to shame the fag enough so that he will never return to class and infect you, or one of your teammates, with his gayness.
Then get a new training partner and roll around with him, body to body, as decent, strait, heterosexual men as wont to do with one another.
[QUOTE=kracker;2576958]Being super-immature and somewhat homophobic, this is something I think about. How would I react if the dude mounting me has a huge erection that I can actually feel through his pants? I’d probably just work the shit out of my escape, but if that failed think I’d freak right the hell out. I’m also quite scared of people thinking I have a boner while grappling. I never actually do, but because I always wear a cup, people may interpret what they feel to believe I have a boner. Anyways, has this happened to anyone? If so, how did you react?[/QUOTE]
You shouldn’t have started of with explaining that you are homophobic, instead you lead with something more subtle. Something like “I feel uncomfortable in the shower after practice if it gets too crowded in there”. The use the cup-story as something that happened to you, that what you thought was a dudes boner was just his cup, but that started you thinking and now you can’t get the thought of hard cock out of your head.
So, good effort, but work on your delivery. Glad to be of help.
[QUOTE=kracker;2576958]Being super-immature and somewhat homophobic, this is something I think about. How would I react if the dude mounting me has a huge erection that I can actually feel through his pants? I’d probably just work the shit out of my escape, but if that failed think I’d freak right the hell out. I’m also quite scared of people thinking I have a boner while grappling. I never actually do, but because I always wear a cup, people may interpret what they feel to believe I have a boner. Anyways, has this happened to anyone? If so, how did you react?[/QUOTE]
Do you get a boner rolling with women? Seriously, if so you really, really, really need to get laid.
How would I react if the dude mounting me has a huge erection that I can actually feel through his pants?
I’m also quite scared of people thinking I have a boner while grappling.
Never been scared of my boners, my girlfriend on the other hand is a different story.
I got the equivalent of a tea bagging through a pair of gi pants last night, great big rusty bullet hole ground onto my face. So I slapped the guy as hard as I could on the ass and shouted “dude I’m going to get fucking pinkeye down here!” - he moved, everyone laughed and there were was no homo eroticism involved. Although I didn’t check whether the hard lump in his pants was a groin guard or a boner…
[QUOTE=kracker;2576958]Being super-immature and somewhat homophobic, this is something I think about. How would I react if the dude mounting me has a huge erection that I can actually feel through his pants? I’d probably just work the shit out of my escape, but if that failed think I’d freak right the hell out. I’m also quite scared of people thinking I have a boner while grappling. I never actually do, but because I always wear a cup, people may interpret what they feel to believe I have a boner. Anyways, has this happened to anyone? If so, how did you react?[/QUOTE]
Train with these guys:
http://www.ishigaki.org.uk/
It will happen to you every time you train.
I usually sport a boner every time I fight.
It’s so because I am anticipating the violence I am going to bring.
This may be the best Internet video ever. For some reason I keep having A Clockwork Orange flashbacks when I listen to this…
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//youtu.be/v1PBptSDIh8
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[QUOTE=Rudenoodle;2577040]Never been scared of my boners, my girlfriend on the other hand is a different story.[/QUOTE]
You’re scared of your girlfriend?
[QUOTE=ermghoti;2577140]You’re scared of your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
His girlfriend’s boner is scary…
I like to get guys I’ve never rolled with in side mount, really get close, hold them there, control them, then say something like…gosh you smell nice.