Happy Pork Pie Surprise!

I was getting jealous at all the other assholes that got this precious piece of advice from you, oh Doctor. Now I can sleep easily, knowing that it’s true that you hate us all equally. However, I’d like to correct a mistake in your statement: being a Jew I know for sure that we didn’t give baby Jesus crib death (although we tried that too, didn’t work…). No, we let him grow up and killed him then. As for the future: http://deanpence.com/images/tshirthell-jesus.gif Bye, Tonuzaba

Good. Now act upon it immediately, preferably with a spoon. --J.D.