Happeh really has some issues with romos....

Why do people think a ring is a real fight? Why do people think a martial art is no good if it cannot beat a professional fighter?

Just about any professional fighter? If they wanted to fight me, I would run like hell. For a block or so. Then when all that muscle they were carrying tired them out and made them winded, I would come back and stomp them.

You ever see one of those MMA fighters that get gassed? You could pump them in the butt and they would just lay there. They cannot move they are so tired from carrying that muscle.

Have you ever thought of what it means to be a man? Back in the day, real men fought kung fu, they did not do MMA. That is because MMA looks like two men having sex.

What proud warrior would lay down with another man, then put his groin against the other man’s buttocks? The homosexual warrior maybe, but no one else.

MMA is an excuse to be putting your dick next to another guys butt.

In Wing Chun, we don’t do that. If that means we are not good fighters, OK.

I would rather be a poor Wing Chun fighter who was a proud man, than a good MMA fighter who used MMA as an excuse to rub his dick on another man.

Says the guy asking men to post pictures of themselves to critique their “problems.”

Culled from:
Kung Fu Does Work… or Wing Chun Doesn’t Suck … or uh, not Traditional WC - No BS Martial Arts

The ‘nun-who-must-not-be-named’ is so awesome, even its cullings spawn cullings.

I like how you ignore the fact that most serious MMA fighters do miles and miles of roadwork.
That and how you have not come up with an argument that doesn’t go “MMA is Gay!!!”
For those who think there is any real point debating this guy, refer to
Jalon Anderson AKA Happah: delusional pseudo scientist - No BS Martial Arts

Before you write him of as a troll, you have to realize that this has been a concern of Chinese martial artists for quite some time. The fear of somebody using groundfighting as an excuse to rub his dick on another man’s ass has been around since Kung Fu was invented. Why do you think groundfighting had to be hidden in the forms? This is also why Sanda is pretty much MMA minus anything homo looking.

Another kid on summer break.

tell me which looks more real:

This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJDfSw-Lm7E

Or this:

YouTube - point sparring

This is one of the worst troll jobs I have seen on BS. 0/10.

The frustrating thing about a good mma practitioner is:

  • he can out strike you
  • if you try to take the fight to the ground he can out grapple you
  • if you try to run away, he’s probably fitter and faster than you

There’s something very disheartening about that.

This is a very hot thread. I likey!

You forgot dick butt rubbing.

Which is perhaps the most disheartening thing of all.

Why does your style field say tai chi if you’re a chunner?

while we wait for this thing to get Trollshidoed, here’s a little light entertainment.

YouTube - Alice Cooper - School’s out 1972

It looks like men having sex TO YOU. Just do yourself a favor and get out of the closet already and stop projecting your self-hating sexually repressed homosexual fantasies on situations where none exist.

Seriously, are you so fucking sexually insecured that you feel you make a point in throwing homosexual inuendos? And do you live in such a retarded, fuck-backwater culture that considers calling someone ‘gay’ an insult? How old are you, 15?

Anyways, this is the deal:

If you really think you can outrun a muscled up mma fighter till he gassed (and at whose point would be easy pickings for you), then do so already. I’m sure there is a MMA gym near you where you can throw the challenge.

You either have the balls to do it, or just the flaccid, Down-like tongue to brag about it.

So, you who considers yourself man enough to accuse MMA of being homosexual rassling, are you man enough to prove you can do the shit you claim to be capable off???

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH???

ARE YOU GOING TO PROVE IT???

OR YOU ARE JUST GOING TO TALK LIKE A LITTLE E-BITCH???

Until you do what you claim to be capable of doing, you are just a talking bitch (and a self-hating closeted homosexual one in denial to boot.)

How old are you? This is the most homophobic and rediculous argument i have ever heard, all you have said is that mma looks gay. Grow up

I would rather have good clinch and groundwork, and wrestle. Than study kung fu and have no grappling game.

Irony= someone who has obviously never participated in a contact sport or serious strength training lecturing on how to be a “real man”.

Hi Happah many years no see. How’s dragon ball Z? I always thought that looked kinda gay.

Silly Libertad, the groundwork is hidden in the forms.