Guidog's Guide to the O *NSFW*

[SuperGuido]

After training a few weeks ago, some of us went to a bar where several of my training partners bounce. A few hours and many beers later, a conversation with a friend turned towards this new girl he was dating.

“She’s really hot, and I really like her…but it’s kind of rough in the sack…ya know?”

After saying “Ya Know”, he looked at me as if I could read his mind…one of those looks that pleads with you, “Please don’t make me explain”.

“No, I don’t know. Explain.”

With a sigh, the guy continued.

“I just…I just can’t make her orgasm. I mean, it seems like she’s having a good time, but I feel like I can’t satisfy her. I feel like a chump…ya know?”

Again with the “Ya Know”.

“No, I don’t know. Explain.”

Yeah, I’m an ass.

“Fuck it, man. Nevermind. It’s not like there’s a book on this shit…ya know?”

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He’s right.

Men are supposed to magically understand how women’s bodies work. We’re supposed to possess superhuman knowledge of every spot, zone, and area…and apply just the PERFECT amount of pressing, licking, and fondling to bring our partner to a mind-blowing orgasm.

And if we don’t possess said knowledge?

Then we are labeled as lousy lovers.

Or, worse yet, we’re labeled as “Inexperienced”.

“He just doesn’t get it.”

Ouch.

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So, without further ado, this is SuperGuido’s guide to the infamous, elusive female orgasm.

DISCLAIMER

[Spoiler]This guide assumes that you, as a classy man, respect women enough to genuinely concern yourself with their pleasure. If you do not fall into this category…then fuck off and enjoy a life of sexual mediocrity.

In addition, some of you men are fortunate enough to be in relationships with “Easy Cummers”. Consider yourselves lucky, and feel free to ignore this entire guide.

Also, there always exists the exceptions to the rule. Take this guide with a grain of salt.
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Sexually, most women function MUCH differently than men. You cannot approach a woman’s pleasure the same way you, as a man, would like to be approached. As men, we are frequently able to disconnect our mind, body, and emotions from each other.

We don’t need to feel secure about our bodies to orgasm.

We don’t need to feel appreciated by our lover to orgasm.

We don’t let the environment, surroundings, or a negative mood affect our ability to orgasm. As men, we are driven by a biological imperative to release our man batter as efficiently and as often as possible. Given enough direct stimulation, we WILL orgasm.

-Cramped in a phone booth with dozens of onlookers?
–We’ll still bust a nut.

-Overweight, unshowered, unshaved, and covered in left over body paint?
–The nut be bustin’.

-Treading water in an ice cold shark pool while midgets fling twinkies at us?
–You get the idea.

Yup, we’d bust it in there, too.

Women are different, though, and operate in a manner that confounds most of us red-blooded males. For ease of use and perusal, I will separate this guide into three sections: Mood, Foreplay, and Sex.

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Before I begin on the details, though, it’s important to take everything in as a whole. When it comes to pleasing women, you need to look at the big picture, and not focus on technique too much. As men, we are very “Task Oriented”. We follow directions by rote memorization, and this can often transfer over into our sex lives. Women do not function this way, so the first step is “Forgetting Yourself” and recognizing that you need to approach this topic with a degree of sensitivity that may not come natural.

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Finally, I would like to dispel a few myths before I get into the guide.

Myth 1
-Penis Size

@Psychology of Men and Masculinity

A 2005 Internet survey of 52,031 heterosexual men and women found only 55 percent of participating men were satisfied with their penis size, whereas 85 percent of participating women said they were “very satisfied” with the size of their partner’s penis, and only six percent of women rated their partner as smaller than average

Does size matter?

YES.

Does it matter as much as you think it does?

No. As long as you’re around “average” in size, your tool will get the job done.

Average Erect Penis Length (America): 5.8 Inches

Average Erect Penis Girth (America): 5 inches around/1.6 inches in diamter

Even if you’re smaller than average, take note of the following:

@Wikipedia

The most sensitive area of the female genitals includes the vulva, clitoris, and the section of vagina closest to the outside of a woman’s body, which is roughly 10 centimeters (4 in) in length.

Myth 2
-Experienced Women

“Will an experienced women be more demanding sexually?”

Short answer: No.

Long answer: No, because…

1. Women become “demanding” lovers when they do not have a decent grasp on how their sexuality works, and how to attain orgasm alone or through sex.

2. Sexually experienced women TYPICALLY have a solid grasp on how their sexuality works, frequently masturbate, and have no problem attaining orgrasm.

In my experience, the MOST demanding women sexually were VIRGINS. They had no concept of how sex was supposed to operate, they were out of touch with masturbation, and it took quite a long time to actually “find” their orgasm.

Following that up, the BEST lovers I’ve ever had were always “experienced”…women with a handful of serious, sexual relationships who weren’t shy about masturbation and had no hang-ups regarding sexuality.

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With the introduction out of the way, we can jump right into…

UPDATED FEEDBACK:

This one is from JP:

Foreplay for women begins with getting dressed that night to go out. With that in mind, arousing her can begin over drinks at dinner and doesn’t need to have anything to do with actually touching her.

It’s talk, some casual touch, etc.

I don’t think I need to explain the specifics to you. But beginning those things early in the night and she’s already going to be thinking about that later. You get her motor overheated enough and she’ll fuck you in the bathroom of the club.

Also the following is worth pointing out as well, but maybe should be left until the very end. It’s going to sound like an excuse.

Women don’t need to climax to enjoy sex quite a bit and it’s no fun putting pressure on them. They climax if they climax. Period. Sometimes you can help with that, sometimes there is no power on earth. Being able to cum starts with them.

This one is from Lily:

Foreplay - my partner and I touch subtly throughout the day, it can even be just eye contact, brushing against each other while working together at home, banter, a 1 min telephone conversation during work hours, a light kiss or whisper in the ear etc… All the above can cut down on foreplay in bed as the mood has already started being set much earlier. Also if you’re attracted to your partner in any way that should be the norm for both men and women

[SuperGuido]

Mood

YouTube - Gone In 60 Seconds, best scene

“What the fuck, SuperGuido? Get this touchy-feely shit out of Bullshido!”

Bear with me.

Women are complicated creatures. We can observe them in their natural habitat for years, yet come no closer to truly understanding how they operate. However, for the purpose of this guide, we can at least open our minds to how MOST women would prefer us to operate.

Before we continue, we need to first understand the phases of arousal for most women.

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodsex/Pages/Sexualarousalinwomen.aspx

Sexually, you’re a Porsche: Testosterone allows men to go from zero to horny in under six seconds. Your girlfriend is more like a Rolls-Royce. “Estrogen is slower and pickier, and female arousal is much more gradual,” says Deborah Blum, author of Sex on the Brain. “That’s because, in a year, a male can impregnate hundreds of women, but a woman can successfully get pregnant only once, so she has to choose more deliberately.”

As a man, the minute something pricks your attention (see what I did there), you can whip it out and be ready for action right there.

Women are different, though.

If men are a quick, intense explosion…then women are a slow burn leading into a a bright flare. Men can rush to orgasm if they wish…women typically can’t.

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http://www.heaven666.org/it-happens-25363.php

It’s happened to the best of us…yet have you ever heard of a woman having a “Premature Orgasm”?

No.

That’s because a woman TYPICALLY needs an assortment of factors to reach orgasm quickly and comfortably. These factors are (in no particular order):

-Comfort
-Safety
-Relaxation

Fortunately, these are all factors that YOU, as the man, can control.

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Comfort
-The back seat of your compact car is NOT a comfortable location. A sleazy, pay by the hour motel is not a comfortable location either. Instead, to truly make a woman feel comfortable, you need a locale that not only provides a comfortable setting, but also makes her feel respected and valued as a person.

i.e. Clean up your fucking place, you dirty bastard.

Once you have secured a location in which she feels comfortable, you can then ensure…

Safety
-Roommates running in and out of your house? Parents in the next bedroom? Little kids knocking on your door? Classmates passing in front of the janitor’s closet?

None of these will contribute to her feeling safe, secure, and protected with you…which are all extremely important to creating a sense of…

Relaxation
-Ultimately, a woman cannot orgasm if she cannot relax. If she’s anxious, high strung, stressed out, or otherwise expected to “perform” in a situation not conducive to her ultimate relaxation…

…then it will not happen.

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Once you’ve secured an appropriate location, it’s really up to you to create an environment that works for your lady.

Personally, candles, dim lights, low key music, incense, and isolation have always worked for me. However, I would not dream of predicting the appropriate setting for every woman out there. Besides, that’s your job. You should know your woman well enough to create an environment she would feel comfortable in.

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Before I lead into the next two sections on technique, there are few “mood” items that directly affect “technique” that I feel the need to cover.

Speed
-Slow the fuck down. Yes, you’re eager. Yes, you want to tear her clothes off and do awesomely misguided things to her body. Yes, she probably wants to do the same.

STOP.

Breathe.

Slow the fuck down.

Maintain the same intensity, but keep your movements calm and controlled. Touch, kiss, and move deliberately…as if savoring each motion. If you have secured a suitable location, then time is NOT an issue. You have all night…use it.

Once you get your speed and eagerness under control, this leads directly into…

Relaxation
-Thought this was just a chick thing, eh?

Once you get your speed and eagerness under control, work on your breathing. Relax your hands. Untense your neck and shoulders. Sit comfortably as you gently move into intimacy with your lady. Keep idle comments to yourself, control your breathing, and just be in the moment.

Controlling your speed and relaxing directly lead into…

Confidence
-Nothing turns a woman off like a lack of confidence. Fumbling fingers, stuttered words, inability to get the damn bra off…these are all “mood killers”.

Yet, if you’re inexperienced…how do you fake it?

By following the steps above.

With slow, deliberate movements and a relaxed attitude, your lady will feel comfortable and safe with you.

Once you get the right “mood” down, we can then move into specifics…

[SuperGuido]

Foreplay

“Foreplay? We’re here to hit home runs, not practice our swing! What the fuck, Guidog!?”

Calm yourself. Remember my section of Speed, Relaxation, and Confidence?

Those three facets lead right into…

Patience

“But I wanna put it in right noooow!”

Exactly! Now we’re getting somewhere!

“…um, wut?”

Remember when I mentioned how men are “Task Oriented”? We are also “Goal Oriented”. We typically view sex as a race towards orgasm…or, at least, with orgasm as the final goal. In our minds, everything leads up to furious thrusting followed by that sweet, blissful release.

That’s your instinct, that’s what you want to do, that’s what just feels RIGHT…

…so why fight it?

Because we’re MEN, not boys…and MEN take care of their ladies first.

In order to do so, we need to be PATIENT.

Rather than continue to belabor this point further, simply keep in mind that a woman’s orgasm TYPICALLY does not come quick or easy. It takes work, diligence, understanding…and, most of all, PATIENCE.

But your a man. You can handle it.

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Let me paint a picture for you. Click below:

You’re in bed with your lady…and she’s fluttering little butterfly kisses all over your body. Up your neck, down your chest, across your legs…her fingers are tracing light circles along your arms, then digging through your hair. Several times she grazes over your cock…but she never actually touches it. Instead, she comes oh so close.

Sounds pretty frustrating, right?

As a Goal Oriented man, yes, it is frustrating. As a multi-faceted, many-layered woman with an intricate spiral of sexual depth…

…it’s perfect.

You see, men move from 0 to 10 on the arousal scale VERY quickly…almost instantly. Women, on the other hand, require a gradual build up of arousal to reach that peak…and the closer she is to that peak of arousal, the easier the orgasm will cum (see what I did there).

Imagine training HARD for an hour, then attempting to shove your flaccid member into a willing woman with NO chance to prepare. This is how it feels for a woman who is not properly aroused, and what a lot of women put up with simply because most men are clueless.

No more. This pattern of pitiful lovemaking stops NOW.

“Guido, where the fuck are the techniques? My left-brain dominant psyche needs some concrete advice, for fuck’s sake!”

Alright, then we’ll start from the top.

DISCLAIMER

Everything from this point forward ASSUMES you have already moved to this point with a woman. Hence I will not address that awkward first kiss, closing personal space, and other “date” advice.

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Kissing/Touching

Rather than go into intricate detail regarding different types of kissing (which is a highly personal preference anyway), I’m simply going to touch on how to incorporate the “MOOD” items I outlined above into your kissing “practice”.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqGfFm4g8w

Yes, I just posted a hot video of two lesbians kissing.

Why, you may ask?

FUCK YOU! Does anyone ever need a reason to post a hot video of two lesbians kissing?

Watch that video a few more times (if you haven’t already), and pay special attention to their body language, speed, relaxation, and patience. Notice how they pay special attention to touching each other…yet don’t focus on either “sex areas”. Notice the eye contact. Notice the tenderness and the gentleness with which they treat each other. They kiss, then stop and make eye contact…then kiss and hold each other…then trace their fingers over each others body…

Even a stone cold straight woman would be hard pressed to not be the slightest bit aroused by that…and that’s NO indication of repressed lesbian tendencies. It’s simply an appreciation for an incredibly tender yet INTENSELY erotic and sexual display.

If you need more examples, look for genuine videos of lesbians kissing and making out (as if you don’t already). Look for couples that genuinely have chemistry, and examine the way they touch, kiss, and look at each other during the simple act of making out. Women KNOW how they want to be kissed and touched…so learn from their example.

A few points to remember:

-Stay away from direct contact towards the breast or clitoris/labia. Quick passes are ok, but the idea is to create tension and build up that burning arousal.

-Slow, controlled, intense movements. You are in NO rush…savor the moment with your lady.

-Relax, smile, and adore the contact with your woman. Don’t worry about “performing” (yet)…just taste her lips, worship her skin, smell her hair.

-Alternate between shallow, “butterfly” kisses and deep, tongue kisses. Too much of either is a bad thing.

-Cultivate and build the tension between you two…whisper sexy yet sweet words like “God, I love the way you smell” and “I can’t wait to feel you”.

-Assert a slight, yet gentle, amount of dominance if it’s appropriate for your personality. Some examples: Gently yet firmly brush her hair behind her ear, then turn her face to look you in the eyes. Give sweet commands, but say them softly and sexily (i.e. “I want you to lightly bite my neck”). GENTLY hold her arms above her head and lightly kiss from her wrists down.

The above may sound contradictory to the sweet, gentle lover “concept” I’m trying to impress upon you…but the truth is that most women are INTENSELY attracted to a gentle yet dominant man. True dominance isn’t DEMANDING anything of your woman…but requesting something with the knowledge that she WILL do it. She knows this, and does it intentionally because RELEASE is a huge turn on for women. Being slightly dominant lets a woman know that she can be safe with you, and trust you to take care of her.

Keep in mind that you should “make out” for at least fifteen to twenty minutes before moving on to oral and manual stimulation. Honestly, there is no set “time”…but a good rule of thumb is this:

-Kiss/touch with the clothes on until she’s pretty much tearing your clothes off…then make her wait and continue to kiss/touch another minute or two.

-Once the clothes are off, continue to kiss/touch without sexual contact until she’s reaching for your cock…then make her wait and continue to kiss/touch another minute or two.

Once you’re at that point, you then move onto Oral/Manual Stimulation…

[SuperGuido]

Sex

“…but wait, SuperGuido, you forgot to detail Oral/Manual Stimulation in your last post!”

No I didn’t.

You see, far too many men equate SEX = PENIS + VAGINA…which then relegates Oral/Manual Stimulation firmly in the “Foreplay” category. This diminishes the importance of Oral/Manual Stimulation.

YouTube - Monty Python’s sex-ed

Not for me. Oral/Manual Stimulation is as critical to “Sexual Intercourse” as penetration…which means that “Foreplay” really is “Playing Before Sex”. The minute any part of your body starts mingling with her nether regions, it’s on!

This is going to be a LONG post, so I’d better get right down to it.

Before I begin, it’s important to note that you want to use increasing, gradual levels of contact and touch…which means you want to START with Oral before you move to Manual. This runs contrary to common belief and practice, which typically states that the hands explore before the mouth does. However, the lips and tongue offer a much more delicate and gentle experience than the fingers…which are gentler than your cock. Also, Manual Stimulation is the easiest way for a woman to achieve an internal orgasm, so you need to build up to it for maximum effect.

Also, keep in mind that the four rules of “MOOD” still apply, so make sure you’re aware of your speed, relaxation, confidence, and patience. Never get frustrated if she’s taking a while, never speed up or try to force an orgasm. It simply will not work, and can turn the experience into a disaster. Instead, I’ll provide tips and tools that will assist you with whatever problems may arise.

Without further ado, I believe we’re ready to taste…

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Oral

YouTube - Larkin and her unique long tongue

There are only a few things that can make a woman’s eyes roll clear back into her head…and well administered oral is one of them.

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http://www.sexual-health-resource.org/oral_sex.htm#whatiscunnalingus

Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice and dedication
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That’s right…if you can’t convince yourself to really enjoy it, then don’t even bother. Of course, if you don’t bother…then this entire guide is useless to you. Which means…suck it up and stick it out (see what I did there)!

Oral is CRITICAL to truly giving your woman the stimulation she needs to orgasm as quickly and comfortably as possible. Not only does it provide hair raising, chill-inducing pleasure to her most erogenous zones…but it also acts as a way to lubricate and prepare the entire area for further stimulation.

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First, you should NEVER move on to this stage unless you’ve engaged in foreplay (see above) long enough to ensure that your lady is nice and ready.

How will you know? Simple…pay attention to her body language. Has her breathing quickened to slow, shallow breaths? Has her heart beat risen? Does her body seem to “melt” into yours?

If you’re unsure…then keep up with the foreplay. There’s no such thing as TOO much foreplay, so keep making out like high schoolers until she’s nearly exploding with sexual tension…

…then make her explode.

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Second, you should never just “Dive In”. The same rules for “MOOD” apply here as well, and you should always create a ton of sexual tension by taking as long as possible to actually reach her clitoris with your tongue. Kiss her lips, then her neck, and sprinkle light kisses down her body. Kiss along her thighs, then lightly pass over her labia with a kiss or two, etc…

You get the idea.

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Third, NEVER ignore the rest of her nether regions. Few men give oral…and those that do tend to make a beeline towards the clitoris. The clitoris is the END point of the Oral game, and you should have spent plenty of time licking every other part of her pussy before moving to the clitoris.

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Fourth, vary your mouth motions and tongue techniques to avoid numbness and jaw cramping. Experiment with a firm, pointed tongue…then relax your tongue for a soft, broad stroke. Practice sucking her labia into your mouth, where you tickle and tease her with your tongue. Tease your tongue in and out of her, alternating vertical and horizontal strokes.

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Finally, take care in approaching the clitoris. Most women have EXTREMELY sensitive clits…to the point that direct contact is too uncomfortable for them. Instead, lick and tease around the clit as much as possible. The hood offers a certain amount of desensitization that can make contact bearable…but don’t linger too much on one side. Be creative! Draw circles, trace the alphabet, suck the entire clit into your mouth…have at it, and have fun while you’re at it.

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Now, let’s look at an example of oral sex (NSFW):

http://www.togetherinporn.com/lesbians-6e2-771.php

Notice how she’s varying her motions and her areas of focus?

(Unfortunately, there are few decent videos with great oral technique. Most porn is designed for men…and men aren’t generally interested in excellent cunnilingus)

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The bottom line that elicit videos WON’T show you, though, is that you need to be down there as long as necessary. Three or four minutes isn’t enough…plan on at least fifteen. How can you survive fifteen minutes down in the trenches?

1. Mouth Breathe
   -If you are unaccustomed to the unique scent of a woman…then mouth breathe. Take deep, controlled breathes…and the side effect is that your lady will appreciate your warmth as you breath out.

2. Variation
   -Never sustain a particular position/motion longer than is comfortable for you. The last thing you need is a jaw cramp, which will totally kill the mood and stall any progress you’ve made.

3. Positioning
   -If your lady is on her back, with your head between her thighs…reach one or both of your hands on the outside of her legs to lightly caress her body as you work. Notice the hand positioning in the following video.

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http://www.togetherinporn.com/i-love-this-girl-782.php

4. As your jaw/tongue begins to get tired, move away from the area and kiss/nibble on her thighs until the feeling subsides.

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If you’re lucky, and your lady is comfortable with her body…then you MAY achieve an orgasm just by diligent and considerate oral stimulation. However, don’t be disheartened if such doesn’t happen…instead, take matters into your own hands and focus on…

Manual

-Let’s pause for a moment and take stock of where we’re at:

1. You’ve created a relaxed atmosphere for your lovemaking.
2. You’ve successfully warmed her up sufficiently with liberal foreplay.
3. You’ve warmed up her nether regions through sufficient oral stimulation.

Now it’s time to put your finger on the problem and get your hands dirty (see what I…yeah).

At this point, your jaw is probably exhausted, your tongue is tired, and everything from the neck up needs a break. GREAT! Give it a break, and spend several minutes back at the foreplay portion once again. Give her clitoris some time to relax, reconnect with her through kissing and touching, and get your head back in the game.

Once ready, it’s time to manually stimulate her for the win!

Since you’ve spent so much time administering oral, she’s nice and wet…which makes anything you do from this point forward less likely to hurt or cause her discomfort. This is critical, and you’ll be hitting some spots with decent pressure soon, and doing so without lubrication can kill the mood for her.

Now that we’re getting serious about providing the ultimate in sexual relief for our ladies, I need to introduce you to two of her best friends: the clitoral orgasm and the internal (g-spot) orgasm.

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Clitoral Orgasm

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http://www.redtube.com/6596

All women can enjoy both types of orgasms, but most women tend to cum easier one way than the other. The above example is decent in demonstrating the basic technique for stimulating the clitoris to orgasm…but it lacks every other facet that we’ve covered so far. It was a robotic, emotionless display…so keep that in mind and take it with a grain of salt.

Ultimately, the best guide to your lady’s clitoral orgasm is, you guessed it, your lady. Ask her what feels good…does she prefer a sharp, pointed tongue or a flat, soft tongue? Does she like it when you circle her clitoris with your fingers? Does she like it when you suck on it? Ask her to touch herself, then take mental notes. Play around until you hit a spot that makes her whole body shudder…then keep doing it! An important point to remember is that when a woman says, “That’s Good”, it does NOT mean speed up…it means keep doing whatever you’re doing! This is a common mistake, and can cause a woman to lose her orgasm.

Clitoral Orgasms tend to be quick, sharp, and strong. After a clitoral orgasm, the clitoris is EXTREMELY sensitive, and even lightly touching it can cause extreme discomfort. However, your job is not done once orgasm is achieved!

After your lady experiences a clitoral orgasm, the entire surface is extremely sensitive…take advantage of this! Lick everywhere else…the labia, the interior, the hood. You can generate intense post orgasm pleasure by giving these oft ignored areas some attention. I call this “Bringing her down”.

Now, pat yourself on the back! You’ve (hopefully) given her a clitoral orgasm…and it would not have been possible without diligent effort on your part.

Wait, she didn’t cum? Whatever shall we do?

Maybe you couldn’t hit the right spot…maybe your tongue/fingers cramped up. Maybe she’s uncomfortable, or she’s never experienced an orgasm and doesn’t know how to “find it”.

Fear not! There is one final method to giving your lovely lady the clitoral orgasm she deserves! However, it will take a certain amount of open-mindedness from both of you. If you’re both willing to give it a shot, then I can almost guarantee you’ll get a positive reaction from her.

What’s this magic method I keep hinting?

Use a vibrator on her.

Yup, I said it. There’s nothing emasculating about it. In fact, the more you think about it, the more you realize how incredibly sexy and giving it makes you look. Many women fantasize about their men using vibrators on them…but they don’t have the courage to ask. Don’t make her ask…read her mind and fulfill her fantasy.

I recommend Screaming O’s line of bullets to start, as they’re cheap and non-scary. They’re also strong as hell.

http://racy.com/screaming-o-bullet.html?gclid=CPGgoNenkJkCFSMSagod6Vdnag

To use, grip between your fingers like a short piece of chalk, turn it on, and use it the same way you’d use your tongue. You’ll find great success if you circle her clitoris with it. Just be careful about direct contact…these fuckers are strong!

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G-Spot Orgasm

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The mythical area rumored to cause “Hysterical Paroxysms” within women? Surely such an area doesn’t exist?

Oh, but it does my friend! And you can harness its power to rule the world!

…not really, but your lady will love you for it.

Here is a decent example of how to manually generate a G Spot Orgasm (the chick seems stoned, and the guy is a douche, but he knows what he’s talking about):

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http://www.redtube.com/15878

He explains it pretty well…much better than I can type, so I’ll leave it at that. I will say that the pressure and speed will depend upon your lady. Some women I’ve been with needed intense, rough stimulation to orgasm…others found that amount of stimulation to be uncomfortable. Experiment, and see what works for you.

Also, combine this with oral stimulation to create a remarkable experience for your lady.

Tips:

1. It’s a hooking/flicking motion…not a stabbing motion.

2. Trim your nails beforehand.

3. This can SERIOUSLY cramp your hands…so avoid any activity that can drain your grip prior to trying this.

4. Try not to get too focused on the task, and make sure to give your lady all the attention and affection she needs.

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At this point, you have the tools to give your lady both a clitoral and a g-spot orgasm. You know how to cultivate a mood conducive to her release and relaxation. You have enough knowledge to be an excellent lover WITHOUT ever taking your clothes off…but now it’s your turn to join in the fun!

Penetration is not necessary at this point…you’ve already satisfied your woman more than most men prior were able, so everything past this point is simply icing on the cake. As such, this stage of sex is really about your mutual enjoyment.

I won’t cover this section in too much depth, as the initial goal of this guide has already been accomplished.

However, I will provide some helpful tips.

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1. Size doesn’t matter, but stamina does.
   -No one likes a minute man. It’s humiliating, and it can create a psychological block resulting in Erectile Dysfunction or chronic Premature Ejaculation. To combat this, I recommend the following:

-Kegels: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/67_love_tip.html
-Breath Control. Slow, deep, long breaths can delay ejaculation
-Wear a condom. Even if she’s on the pill, the extra barrier can help.
-Switch positions whenever you feel close. The extra few seconds can save you.
-Give her extra oral/manual attention whenever you feel close. She won’t complain.
-Train your stamina. During masturbation, force yourself to last the entire length of the scene your watching. Make this a constant habit, and you’ll learn to identify your “Stop Point”.

Finally, COMMUNICATE. Few things are worse than orgasming sooner than expected, but failing to say anything. One minute she’s in the throes of passion, the next she’s wondering what the hell happened. Let her save face, give her a cue (“Wow, you turn me on so much I can’t help it!”), and give her the opportunity to not make a big deal out of it.

2. Vary your thrusting
   -Men sometimes fall into the rut of acting like steam engines. Be creative! Vary the routine, rhythm, and speed. Thrust shallowly three times, then go deep on the fourth. Give her two or three slow, full thrusts…then pound hard for three or four thrusts. Keep her guessing, and she’ll be delighted.

3. Use Position to compensate
   -Do you fall into the “Less than average” size category? If so, try these two positions (average + guys should try it too…it makes you feel HUGE)

-Place both her legs on your shoulders while in missionary position, and bring your weight onto your toes. This shortens and narrows her canal, making her seem tighter and you seem bigger.

-Place her on her side, then have her extend her top leg out front (imagine she’s kicking while laying on her side. Now straddle her straight, bottom leg and align your hips together. Reach a hand under her “kicking leg” and lean your weight forward. This is the closest position for your two respective hip regions, and also makes you feel huge.

4. If maintaining erection is an issue, avoid her on top
   -Not much explaining here…if you have an issue maintaining an erection, having her on top is asking for a broken penis.

5. Always, ALWAYS remember the rules of “MOOD”.
   -Cuddle, you heartless pig. Cuddle, and LIKE it.

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This concludes my guide on the elusive and evasive O.

Please feel free to add your own advice, comments, criticisms, and experiences, and I will add them to the guide if they fit.

[1point2]

This is off to a great start. If you stop now, it could be bad for my health. I heard of a guy once whose balls exploded! C’mon, superguido…just a little more?

[alex]

this is actually pretty good… if there was one thing i would say that matters more than other things, id say its the mood. if your gf is tired, and stressed, and only having sex because youre being pushy, it AINT gonna happen for her. couple of drinks after a relaxing day, shes wearing the sexy lingerie you got for her birthday, nice big cosy bed, can turn a girl into a fucking animal (from experience)

[SuperGuido]

Hang tight, gents. I’m still working on it.

[SuperGuido]

Worry not, I’ll continue the guide later when I’m back home.

Also, please feel free to add your own advice. I’ll include it in the guide once everything is finished.

[G-Off]

You’ve got it set up well (pun intended). Teasing is way undervalued.

Keep in mind (as you said) individual tastes may vary…in my experience the “Relaxation” factor is the most transient. No woman I’ve met enjoys having sex with someone they’re not comfortable with, but situations with the element of danger (of being discovered) are a huge turn on for some women. So, the back of that car might be the best place possible, considering how close you are to other people.

Great advice on the gentle-but-dominating style, nail on the head with the “emotional release” thing.

[alex]

i would add- if you arent confident in talking, DONT SAY ANYTHING

yeah the dominant thing is true. it doesnt matter a shit what girls say, in life and in the bedroom they want a man who is going to be strong and guiding. very few actually really like being in control (unless youve pissed them off, then let em at it)

[Squerlli]

After reading a few sentences and skimming over important parts (at least I thought they were, seems as I am wrong) I’ve come to 2 conclusions.

1. You’re a guido so you really don’t know any better.
2. You have the time to write this because you’re NOT getting any action.

W/e, it could’ve been funny but generally it’s just tid bits of common sense with overly extended explanations. Sry dude, but this is pretty fail

[SoulMechanic]

Say Whah?

[hairy]

Good to know that us asians can pleasure the womens despite our inferior genitalia :ohyea7qh:

[SuperGuido]

[QUOTE=Squerlli;2075275]After reading a few sentences and skimming over important parts (at least I thought they were, seems as I am wrong) I’ve come to 2 conclusions.

1. You’re a guido so you really don’t know any better.
2. You have the time to write this because you’re NOT getting any action.

W/e, it could’ve been funny but generally it’s just tid bits of common sense with overly extended explanations. Sry dude, but this is pretty fail[/QUOTE]

Interesting.

1. You’re a guido so you really don’t know any better.

Umm…no. I’m not italian, and I actually don’t club that much. Phrost just couldn’t think of anything better to name me based on the avatar I had at the time. I got tired of Satori, so I kept SuperGuido.

2. You have the time to write this because you’re NOT getting any action.

It honestly didn’t take me that long to write, which is why it’s rife with misspellings.

Besides, dude, you have nearly twice the number of posts I have…yet I’ve been here nearly a year and a half longer than you. Who, really, is spending too much time on Bullshido?

W/e, it could’ve been funny but generally it’s just tid bits of common sense with overly extended explanations. Sry dude, but this is pretty fail

Hmm…if you consider a lot of that “Common Sense”, then you’re ahead of the curve. Unfortunately (in my experience), a lot of men are simply clueless when it comes to women’s sexuality.

But that’s beside the point. I’ve received a number of PM’s and a few posts with solid additions and advice…if this is something you have an opinion on, share some advice of your own.

[SuperGuido]

[QUOTE=SoulMechanic;2075279]
Say Whah?[/QUOTE]

You will never, EVER shake that visual from my mind.

Never.

[partyboy]

what do the women have to say about this?

[Neildo]

YES!!! usually.

[Neildo]

my favorite part is watching them try and walk to the bathroom after having a few good ones. wobble wobble ROFL (literally)

[Snake_Plissken]

SuperGuido is the TEM Of the Sexual PT forum.

[Wounded_Ronin]

Wow. I appreciate and am interested in the details in this guide, and yet at the same time it honestly makes me feel like sex is more trouble than its worth.