Great Saddness

So why am I laughing maniacally?

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/02/world/asia/south-korea-reverend-moon-dead/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

Oldest kid is laughing all the way to the bank.

I remember the Moonies from my time at Camp Pendleton, 79-82 and the occasional trip to LAX.

“I don’t want your flowers.”

her reply

“Brother, can you spare a joint?”

That guy always gave me the creeps. I remember running into some of his Moonies with my dad in the late 70’s. They were trying to preach to him as we were passing by. My dad didn’t stop, and one of them made the mistake of putting their hand on my dad’s shoulder.

He turned and gave the guy a look that I thought was reserved for me when I was in big trouble. The guy let go immediately, and we went on our way.

They gave off what I would later classify as a cult vibe. Big surprise.

Hmmm. One of the reasons listed as a contributing factor to his pneumonia is “morning prayers”. What the fuck was he praying so hard for?

Wait, does this mean my wife and I are still able to reaffirm our vows with our closest 540 facebook friends? We’ve bought the the ceremony and Won Hwa Do honeymoon package…

Donations for the Reverend Moon?

OOMPF!

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[QUOTE=itwasntme;2718945]Hmmm. One of the reasons listed as a contributing factor to his pneumonia is “morning prayers”. What the fuck was he praying so hard for?[/QUOTE]

Remember kids:
Prayer kills.