Grappling: You want info on kata I am your man

Traditional Japanese Jujitsu has a whole bunch of grappling kata. Some of it even on the ground. (no, it’s no substitute for BJJ.) But the whole “OMG I’ve inlocked the code for t3h gr4pp3l” is funny when it comes from a predominantly striking art, espeically one that has goofy stances.

The problem with this thread is that no one here really belives that you can get grappling techniques from kata. We need to lure someone frmo MAP or something of that ilk who thinks they can, so we can brutally acttack and make fun of them.

Hi Your dreams are answered. Here is a trad karate guy who will attempt to answer nearly all your questions.

So why do some of you clowns think there is no grappling technique in kata?

And how do you think the old guys remembered the moves that you now practice?

Are you the guys who roll around with each other in little itsy bitsy shorts where I would rather do that with a woman?

Or are you a biiiiig brutaaaalll maaan who wants to ridicule an itsy bitsy karate guy like me?

Lets hear it then?

what would you like to know??

Hi sweet thing, I am ready lets hear it , this brutally attack and the made fun of part.

First thing do you wear them itsy bitsy shorts and roll around with guys?

Interesting

My little sweety pie.

Wrong persuasion for me but I can discuss some things if you care to learn.

Be mine baby

What. The. Fuck?

Are you just numb?

Sanchin numb nuts isnt a ground grappling kata.

You mentioned guard?

Ahhhh BJJ, well looky here didint we come from judo with a whole heap of other stuff rolled in?

Ahhh didnt judo come from original JJJ? Pm me if you dont understand JJJ?

Didint JJJ record the techniques in kata?

Ohhhh are you guys fast

I like it already

Do you wear them itsy bitys shorts and roll with guys?

Talk realy mean and nasty on the web?

I like you already

Easy boy

Dont blow a fuse.

You want info on kata I am your man

If you want what you said before forget it not my persuassion

Best Post Ever!!!

shshshshshhhhh… we should feed it and watch it blossom.

Uhhh… Yo, Karatemanhere,

What would you think is the most applicable use for manji uke, as seen in Jion?

Why are you fixating on the nay-sayers? And their little shorts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLNB93MiSCM

Aint you guys all sort of roll around in little shorts types?

Well ok maybe you aint all like that.

You would like to know what manji uke is in jion?

It can be in armed grappling as in the days of short swords where the
guys both had weopons in one hand.

It can also be a throw found in chin na

The original version of jion by the way didnt have any such thing.

Funokoshi devised the shotokan version of jion.

Problem with shotokan/ some shuri kata is it stops at a specific part of a technique and everybody wants to know that application.

wrong it is part of the movement.

There are also other thoughts on that movement. I could go in them at a later date when I have sussed out who these nurds on here are who slag off trad kata.

My other art by the way is vale tudo, the bare knuckle variety.

Ahhhh Father Ted why did you have to leave us so soon???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qTyDFtLEU

Ohhhh you must be a bigggg boyyyy

all de threats mon??

Shut up sweet pea

stop making threats you cant keep

You numb nuts want to talk kata or what?

Did Father Ted do kata?

Your goju american goju?

or that crappy stuff on you tube?

Thought as much crappy stuff from you tube.

Hows the shorts?

Let it grow???

Ahhhh so back to why is it some of you nurd’s wear little shorts?

No fixation just macho men rolling about in little tight shorts with other men aint to macho

is it?

Nice forum

Vids or it didn’t happen.

Father Ted clips are the only thing of value going on here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwnpC3YmRk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rf-SZ86IE

You guys are shitting up a thread that was all ready blessed by Maverick & myself.

Well I see some things of value here, but I read a whole heap of crap as well.

The only forum on the Internet that will beat your ass for running your mouth.

Bit like your motto above wouldnt you say? what a pile of crap!!!

Keyboard warriors speak de crap, ohhh baby you is to goood for meeeee!!!

Any of you guys need a decent converstation about martial arts other than some of these wanna be a martial artist but dont know anything other than slag off the guys who know what they are doing with stuuupid photos and talk de sheeet man

Then switch over to other forums where the real guys hang out

Might call back here when I see some guys who know what they are doing,

Cant get techniques from kata???

Ohhh numb boy… some guy came up with some techique, and guess what >>???

They put it in to a kata , but so numb nuts like some of you guys cant get their hands on it
they made it difficult to pull out of the kata…

So you do what everybody else does,

Nothing and slag off others

Ohhhh big boy ,

bye

What a complete waste of time you nurds are

Your a jokkkkeee pallll

Oh numb !!! kiss it!!!

nurd world bro!!!

Give me a shout when you got some thing worth while looking at

Nurd!!!

RED TEXT and teh Deadly “I am outa here speach”

OHH NOSE!!!