Grafette

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It’s a fact that having sex with me will boost our lifespans, trust me, I work in a lab

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

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Nice b00bies

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

3

What’s your sign?

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

4

So I hear you like to fuck a lot.

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danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

5

So…let’s have sex.

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

6

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

7

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

8

I think that shirt would look great on the carpet beside my bed.

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

9

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

10

NOW, BITCH!

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

11

So, do you wanna see something really swell?

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danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

12

I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

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danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

13

My name is Jeffrey Dahmer and you would make a fine dessert

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

14

Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

15

I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

16

Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
for my dreams.

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

17

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning

18

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

19

I know a charming little motel with a cheap hourly rate.

aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

20

I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!

~
danny

“That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos.” - Boyd

“Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name.” - Samuel Browning