Gracie is a type of comedienne in the U.S. That makes the timing off on your joke.

Hurt was a kind of candy in Scandinavia

Makes him a candy ass.

Culled from:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26869

If you want to checkout a pretty good MMA school in Toledo, I suggest this one
www.aikitol.com

They train japanese ‘combat’ jujutsu, kickboxing, and even aikido. . .
It’s a pretty good school (the best school I’ve found in the Toledo area so far) it has a lot of sparing and the instructors are very good.
The only problem I found was that it was 98 bucks a month (im a poor college kid) with a year contract.
But if you have the dough and the time, then this school is pretty good.

I was going to checkout that Ohio Martial Arts place with hurtsellers, but let’s be honest…the dude looks like an old dorky wapanese…I drove past the building one time and it looked like a sleazy chinese restaraunt…the odds of it being legit are close to nihil.

Culled once again!

/Shakes Fist at T.Kagan