yesterday me and 3 other friends decided to go and have a lil party of drinking and obviously i am not a good drinker. so we dranked for a bit half way thru the alcohols, i decided to go out for a cigerette with one of the friends(not that i wanted that cigerrete but i needed some break before i passed out) and then we decided to so when we tooked the pictures it was really weird to me that the only girl there that usually a loner would be tugging on the me at the picture.
and then we finished the games i kinda forgot what happened in between but the next morning i woked up with that same girl next to me naked on the bed =（ she was like a sister figure to me and i really didnt want that kind of relations with her…
i got home as soon as possible after that, but after my hungover was gone i was thinking hey maybe it was a prank but if i said it and it was true i would actually lose a friend, which i dont want to
if you guys were in my position what would you do?
When you roll deep with four badass niggas and you drink, oh, like almost four beers apiece on any given Friday . . . Well, motherfuckers best come correct. And when some hot bitch want to ride that pony, you best toss her a pair of stirrups and say, “Gidiyyap, ho!. No, we caint be friends in the morning cuz I think of you like a sister and that shit is incest!”
Heed the Monkey’s words in this brother…
The Monkey is wise and has the knowing!!
For is it not written? ‘A monkey in the bush is worth two in the hand!’
If you want any sense of self-worth back in your life, you are going to have to face your real problem. It’s not the drinking. It’s not the promiscuity. It’s the run-on sentences.
The best relationships start with friendship. Besides, if you could see some of the creatures I woke up next to in my youth, you would not be complaining about waking up next to a cutie like her. Call her and talk about it. TODAY.
Strange but true… Beer goggles work in reverse for me. As I consume, I start to notice more details and flaws. So, the lady who looks fine when I walk in will start to look worse and worse as I go along. After a few beers I notice the gap in her teeth, then that she’s wearing a lot of makeup to hide a bad complexion and finally that her handbag totally doesn’t match her shoes.
I’m not really inclined to pick up girls at a bar (never done it, in fact), but thanks to my reverse beer goggles, I never had to wake up next to sasquatch.
OK, first off, guys, be fair, there is a mini-keg there too.
Second, I’d never be in your position because I’d have texted naked pictures of the girl to my friends for hi5 purposes before she rolled over and I saw it was a pal.
Next question: Were you naked?
In terms of relaxing your mind, you probably fooled around a little but if you couldn’t remember it, odds are you couldn’t do anything too serious too her - little truepwrz probably blacked out as well is what I’m saying.
Now, you’ve got to pick up the phone some time if you still have to deal with this girl. If you’re really, really nervous about it, call your other friends first and see what they remember.
The fact is, alchohol is an alibi for things you actually did. That’s one of the reasons people drink. You can say, “I got so drunk I don’t really remember anything…how did you end up naked, I mean, that was awesome and everything but you don’t usually walk around naked so what gives?”
And she’ll either be like, 'Well, I wanted to bone" or “Man I don’t know, I was really drunk”
Either you’re speaking in the third person in one of these sentences, or you should make up your mind. My self-esteem is closely tied to your assessment of my appearance and can’t handle these seeming contradictions. kthxkbye.
