So last night I catch the last 15 mins of some showed about the 10 Ultimate Weapons of all time. The last few are pretty good - English Longbow, Barrett Light 50… Can’t argue with those.
Then, to a tremendous drum roll they revealed the #1 ultimate weapon of all history - WING CHUN. :new_Eyecr
I almost passed out from laughing so hard as they showed some monks trying to teach these middle aged catholic nuns to break boards after their first and only WC class. OMG, the Discovery Channel are nutriders of HEROIC proportions!
For the record, Barrett Light 50 > WC unless the fight is in a phone booth, and even then, my money is on the guy with the heavy piece of steel.
I hate discovery channel, they used to be somewhat decent, but not anymore. It’s all about fucking motorcycles and cars, oh and bullshit in a gi… There’s so much bullshit shown on TV that I couldn’t bear it anymore and just sold the infernal device (that and the fact that because of ONE crappy channel, I have to pay the price of a decent TV each year just to OWN a TV!)
No, because there is lava on the ground. Also we can only do it on the ground. They can do it standing and everyone knows that ground fighting is the same thing as standing, only horizontal!
Ah, I’ve seen that a few times actually. It saddens me that the discovery channel is showing such bullcrap. I don’t see how the WC could be the number one weapon… I don’t even think that it’s in the general area to be nominated for that. I do, however, find it to be better than the BJJ unlike what some of you seem to be implying.
History Channel? Do you mean “teh r34l J3zu5” channel? Every other thing is some crappy Davinci Code nutriding bullshit. Which I guess is a step up from their origins as the 24/7 WWII footage channel.
I hate documentaries, period. I used to inhale them. But I realized that they follow the same pattern:
SHOW ABOUT BIG DISCOVERY!!
Intro into the “problem” or whatever
Background information
10 minutes on the actual topic
Saying that some day it might become useful/mainstream/proven
Credits role.
There is never really any substance to these things. The only ones that are any good are the ones on animals or places. And those are fucking boring as hell.
Well, if the Chinese are as fucking smart as that, why the fuck are they the only major world power still clinging to the dingleberries of Western political thought circa early 20th century!?!?!
Fuck China
Why the in hell would people who eat with fucking sticks invent a food you need a fork to eat?
Somebody want to explain the point of a chopstick to me, besides looking fucking ridiculous? Unlike the knife/fork combo, which allow you to cut and manipulate your food, just about any solid food, into deletable edible bites, the chopstick is just a pussified extension of the hands. In which case, just eat with the fucking hands!!! It’s faster. I can think of soup like pho being an exception, but pho itself is fucking stupid, shit isn’t even fully prepared. PLEASE MIX THE FUCKING SOUP INSTEAD OF LEAVING ME A BIG FUCKING LUMP OF NOODLE TO TOOL AROUND WITH.