How much do you spend on a ring?
[QUOTE=erezb;2745933]How much do you spend on a ring?[/QUOTE]Nothing.
Seriously the ring expense thing is propaganda arranged by Jewelers.
Dont do it if you like having sex with her.
[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;2745944]Seriously the ring expense thing is propaganda arranged by Jewelers.[/QUOTE]
TRUTH!!
For the record my backwards sheep. My wife and I have been married for 15 years come this July. We walked by a chapel after dating for less than 3 weeks. We smiled at each other. I said that would be crazy. She agreed. We went downtown got a license and got married. Like I said; engagements are for pussies.
My girlfriend accused me of not being committed to the relationship. Because in a fit of compulsive honesty I told her an ex had called me and made inappropriate comments, whereupon I hung up on said ex.
The ring was in my top drawer prepped for a morning, breakfast-in-bed proposal. She was most chagrined when I gave it to her right then with an I-told-you-so grin. First and last time I won an argument with her.
Not committed my ass…
[QUOTE=Batman Smells;2745963]Are you kidding?
I’ve had loads of sex with your wife since you got married[/QUOTE]
Not true. I have her chained up in the basement and I have the only key.
[QUOTE=Batman Smells;2745963]Are you kidding?
I’ve had loads of sex with your wife since you got married[/QUOTE]That wasn’t his wife. That was his dog. You’re sick.
Congratulations, comrade.
Remember, there is nothing more romantic than chloroform, a basement, a pair of handcuffs, vegetable oil, a banana, full body his and hers gimp suits, and several gallons of Jack Daniels.
Just remember, don’t pull a David Carradine. Blue face means stop.
[QUOTE=RhinoUP;2745964]Not true. I have her chained up in the basement and I have the only key.[/QUOTE]
That’s what made it one of the highest scoring tasks in this year’s unofficial NYU scavenger hunt.
And as the saying goes, you can hole up a chain, but…
Ah, true love… I remember when I was but a wee lad with that twinkle in my eye and fresh Spring dew drops behind my ear.
Here’s my deal. I was in a situation like yours twice, where a woman was dropping subtle hints like “Let’s get married, I don’t want anything fancy just do it!!” and “Maybe we should start thinking about kids”.
I have decided this can be nothing more than a trap to raise you up to the highest point you have ever been in your life only rip your heart out and set it ablaze on an altar of mistrust, anger, and broken dreams.
I was fool enough to propose to the first one. Like she requested, nothing special, not in public, and no ring. Fuck, I’ve hit the jackpot I thought. So she came home from work, I asked her how her day was then BAM! I’m on one knee and the words spewed from my mouth like, well fuck that analogy, they spewed out like words typically do in high stress situations “<insert first true love’s name here>, will you marry me”???
She was ecstatic! Of course she said yes, what other answer can you give when you’ve been practically begging for this moment for a month. I was overjoyed, here I was 19 or 20 years old engaged to love of my life. Life was grand.
Or so I thought. She was nervous because she knew what her parents would say so she waited a couple of days to tell them. Over the next week I could sense an unrest in her. By the end of that week she had broke up with me and told me to hit the road. Her parents wanted her to marry a doctor or a lawyer, not the guy working two jobs to make ends meet.
On second thought, I think she was just in it for the cunnilingus. I’m damn good at it. She used to pull my head into it like I did hers when she was, well, I think you get the idea. That shit actually really turned me on too. I know what you’re thinking, “How could any sensible parents want to come between a bond that strong??” I have no answer to that, and for that I am sorry.
Alex, I will let you make your decisions based on my experience. Just know whatever you do, I will proud of you! Not really, I don’t know you. But good luck. You’ll need it.
[QUOTE=Omega Supreme;2745994]That wasn’t his wife. That was his dog. You’re sick.[/QUOTE]
Well you know sometimes its hard to the difference
[QUOTE=itwasntme;2746015]\here I was 19 or 20 years old engaged to love of my life.[/QUOTE]
Here is where your story went horribly wrong.
[QUOTE=goodlun;2746034]Well you know sometimes its hard to the difference[/QUOTE]
Ouch.
I have decided this can be nothing more than a trap to raise you up to the highest point you have ever been in your life only rip your heart out and set it ablaze on an altar of mistrust, anger, and broken dreams.
Well, that escalated quickly.
[QUOTE=goodlun;2746035]Here is where your story went horribly wrong.[/QUOTE]
Who are you telling? I lived through this shit.
[QUOTE=syberia;2746055]Well, that escalated quickly.[/QUOTE]
That’s the problem.
[QUOTE=RhinoUP;2746051]Ouch.[/QUOTE]
Don’t you know this is where you suppose to go all alpha male on me and challenge me to a death match or something.
[QUOTE=goodlun;2746059]Don’t you know this is where you suppose to go all alpha male on me and challenge me to a death match or something.[/QUOTE]
I’d rather do it silently. I’ve tracked your ip and the ninjas should be arriving right about…NOW!!!
RIP
[QUOTE=goodlun;2746059]Don’t you know this is where you suppose to go all alpha male on me and challenge me to a death match or something.[/QUOTE]
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