What do your sisters have to say about married men?..Oops, I mean, nevermind, forget I said anything.
Google turned up no results under “SirC’s Smokin’ Liberal Sister”…
Damn…
no one said anything yet so…30 on the younger one hehe
I’m winning
LOL, my sisters would kill me.
You’ve got good looking sisters bro, what happened to you?! 
I am extreeeeeemely conservative. I think me and you older sister would fight like cats and dogs. Man, that would have made for an interesting life.
Instead, I have Mrs. Praxx who doesn’t know the difference between politics and astrophysics.
I’ve got 30 on the brain-sharing younger sister who believes that she is both spiritual AND religious.
No takers on the unstable older one? Nobody likes to live dangerously?
Any sort of package deal if you bid for both?
Yes. But only to piss my dad off.
$80 for both? And I’ll throw in a good word for free.
Sure, I’ll live dangerously. Give me $10 and I’ll take her off your hands for you.
Sounds like a deal, but do you really like to have your balls locked up in a safe?
Here’s a conversation between my older sister and I, just for posterity:
Me: Man this show rocks.
Her: Oh? What show is that?
Me: Over ** There.
Her: Wait, isn’t that the Iraq show?
Me: You mean the show where they portray soldiers doing cool things and trying to rouse American patriotism in a sort of tasteful manner but at the same time being somewhat raw and uncut? Then, yes. It’s that ‘Iraq Show’.
Her: That is so stupid.
Me: …why?
Her: That war is so wrong, Bush is a terrorist and (Really pay attention to this part) that isn’t what they signed up for.
Me: …I’m sorry, come again? Did you just say that this isn’t what they signed up for? What exactly didn’t they sign up for?
Her: That war.
Me: Wait… what? So soldiers don’t sign up for war? You mean they don’t sign up to like… oh, I don’t know… shoot things and stuff?
Her: Well… no. I mean they didn’t sign up to go over there and steal oil.
Me: What? Are you kidding me? They’re spreading democracy and taking down a regime of an evil man and improving our increasingly depleting economy and they’re getting shot at while they’re at it. It’s what they signed up for. War. Fighting. Protecting and killing. It’s not pretty, but it’s the damn truth.
Her: Whatever, what do you know?
Me: Holy crap, do you ever have anything better to say than that?
Her: Shut up, you’re such a capitalist pig.
Me: And you’re such a free spirit, now get back in the kitchen and wash the dishes.
Her: Fuck you.
She walks off and people shoot each other on the television
Psht. Nothing. I can handle that easy.
I was going to say something…then I realized that I live within driving distance of Sirc. Therefore, anything inappropriate said by me would not be funny…but would instead fall into the “Creepy” category.
On a side note, anyone of sane mind would refuse to date anyone who graduated from Berkley.
I’ll have my cuz set up a pay pall account so you can send me the $10. What’s the myspace URL?
In old school KMA circles they call me Changseung…it means Mad Monk…
What you mean Aus is “Nothing that a fat lip can’t settle.”
Nah…I just love cute psycho liberal girls…they’re so much fun…
Sold… all I ask for is discreteness… wouldn’t want the future wife finding out. End of Thread… whahahah!!!
Cheque is in the mail…
Actually the younger one is only about 1 hour away from you. She’s at UC Riverside right now.
Ders… you have no idea what you’re getting yourself into.
Just get ready to start calling me hyung.