FS: My sister's phone number

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For sale are both of my sister’s phone numbers. I have two of them. One older and a younger fresher model that hasn’t been used.

The younger one has somewhat low self-esteem and is somewhat well-spoken. She’s been dancing since she was 2 years old. Her phone number will go at a starting bid of $20.

That’s her. At a low $20 starting bid!

My older sister is a crazy extremist liberal. She graduated from Berkeley and is quite the tough nut. She’s untameable and very unstable. Her phone number will be starting at a bid of $10 because of the factory defects.

That’s her! Low bid! $10! This is a rare photo, as being a crazy extremist liberal woman, being behind a counter in a kitchen is FAR beneath her. I had to snap it quickly and make my escape.

Let the bidding BEGIN!

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So, when your sisters kill you for this, make sure they come back and post the video.

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If they don’t find out, it’ll be alright.

The didn’t the other times…

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Sirc, seriously. You seem like a nice guy. Why do you insist on shitting up Bullshido with your awful threads? Can’t you show a SMIDGEON of respect and post this crap on some other board?

And as an overly protective brother, I find this thread to be FUCKING DISGUSTING.

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Just the number? I need more than that to pay for anything. lol

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This would be harmlessly ‘funny’ on the condition that those arent really your sisters.

If you actually posted their pictures on a site full of nerds/psychos/losers for no good reason, well, that’s kinda lame kiddo

I’m assumung you aren’t that lonely

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Dude, has it occured to you that if I hook up with your sister (or sisters), I’ll kick your ass for handing out their number to guys like me?

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What Jonny Cache said…

But I dig liberal chicks…

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The risk of being related to you is too great, Sirc.

I must decline.

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I giggle thinking of all the ways this could crash and burn, but humorless lawyers don’t bid. The younger one is cute though.

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Your older sister would be very attractive if she didn’t have those awful, blurry limbs.

How do your parents react when the girls lug home gigantic, drunken irishmen? Particularly those with an unapealing and acerbic great plains twang?

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I’m not sure. Cache, it seems that perhaps you should find out! :slight_smile:

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Ah!

Sirc is this about pissing off your dad?

Is that what’s going on here?

OH YEAH? OH YEAH?

WELL I PIMPED OUT THE GIRLS ON THE INTERNET DAD WHAT ABOUT HTAT?

Jesus tittyfucking christ man

Just listen to the misfits like all the other pissed off kids.

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Nah, this is more just because my sisters didn’t think I would do it. Just proving them wrong.

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And besides, they have their own public myspace’s. Anybody could look them up. They have their images posted up their for all to see. I’m just capitolizing on that.

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do they like chocolate men?

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I like chocolate bunnies. Yay easter!

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A) You should’ve just posted their myspace urls

B) This thread IS funny and shouldn’t be in Trollshido, no matter what anybody says

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Hell yes this thread is funny did you see where I misspelled appealing?

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myspace url’s?