Former Beauty Queen Seeks Rich, Stable Man for LTR. Slight Fixer-Upper

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=4075746&page=1

note this party doestn’t wish to be contacted by Lebell or The Question?

Apparently, her ex-boyfriend forgot the safety word…

get off this thread, pocket bunny.

hmmm. i’d hit it! <-is that the correct response?

Huh?:merror: Is that some kind of sophisticated yankee type insult you use to refer to us po fokes out in the sticks?

And what was that contact info for this lady again?

you did see the “after” picture, right?

[URL=“javascript:void(0)”]Pocket bunny:Someone who is broke or has no money. The act of pulling out one’s pant’s pockets to show there is no funds hidden within forms the ears of said bunny.

And what was that contact info for this lady again?

commit a crime in Tucson.

and we had Syberia all lined up for you and you blew that.

If the horrible untrue rumors are about her surgically superimposing Brendan Frazers face over her own, like John Travolta did in Face Off, I’m going to have to let this one slide.

To hell with you, you SON OF A BITCH! That bastard bloodsucker, Sam Browning, was all over that like a family of illegal immigrants in a McDonald’s dumpster as soon as she started posting on the board again!
And that bitch Lily wasn’t far behind him! Now the damn lawyer is wading knee deep in Australian women and I’m out in the cold…AGAIN!
DAMNITALLTOHELL!

before = leave the lights on HAWT

after= 2 bagger.

I just want you to know that I love both of them, and am attempting to find out if Australia permits polygimy.

Esteemed Moderator/Law Giver Samuel Browning:

I would like to apologize for my unseemly outburst of profanity earlier, and from this moment on I shall conduct myself through this affair in a manner befitting a gentleman. That is to say, pistols at dawn, please make known to me your choice of a second and a location.

PS: You didn’t spell polygamy right.

DOH ZMOG OH NO HE DINT!!

son, you just got punked by Tortelli of all people.

now even this rehab hardship hottie wouldn’t want you.

Sounds like she’d hit you.
Like over the back of the head, bundle you into a van and then tortue you. That sort of hit.
I’m gonna go ahead and put the word ‘allegedly’ in there as the garlic to the vampiric lawyers.

Isn’t it funny that it’s all the usual suspects on this thread? *

Vince, I am not a bitch all the time. :angel7:

(*not counting me, I’m just a social commentator).

you’re guilty by association

I accept that, I am going to focus all of my malice and bile on Samuel Browning for using his superior male intellect to manipulate and corrupt emotional females like you and syberia.

You better believe it!

Browning is chasing tail in Oz when there is perfectly good Half-way house druggy tail languishing in an American penitentiary that he could trade legal advice for “favors” to.

Browning just needs to buy a Greyhound ticket to Tucson and, as Vince Tortelli would say, “Git ‘R’ Dun”

Man, you know if the girl is THAT crazy, the sex has to be amazing.

post bail and find out!