Because Kidspatula, Annatrocity and The Villain shouldn’t hog all the bodypainted insanity.
This is the 20th year running for the festival so it will be huge. Beltane is ostensibly an important pagan ritual, but non pagans are allowed to watch and go absolutely bonkers alongside the serious practitioners.
Below are pics of a previous gathering. I’ll take some myself next week.
NSFW!!!
obligatory post about how paganity is dumb, etc.
That out of the way, I think Sphinx has shown us how church should be.
Why aren’t more hotties into paganism and nudism?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why is it I hate naked pagan freaks running around painted up with the same amount of shear rage that I feel for the pentecostal holy roller fucks I grew up around? Uh, ditto for atheists and skeptics. Man, I got a lot of hate.
That doesn’t do anything, but make me sleep better and kill kittens. Duh!
People are fucking wierd.
That’s OK, we hate you too.
So you hate religious nutters but you also hate those who aren’t? That would make you a religious skeptic. The scientific term for that is a douche.
A freshly used Douche…have ever been to a Beltane? Man it is so easy to fuck someone there…
It’s also a great way to contract a plethora of nasty diseases.
“Mommy, why do I have cauliflowers growing on my groin?”
Never been. You do know the red light district gives you a reasonable chance of scoring? Either you went there, the people are whores/liberal hippies