You first.
I want a miniature god type thing.
I want a Cthulhu in my pocket.
Tentacles next to my testicles.
Yeah.
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514278]Which one of you would like to give us a detailed description of your MA background?[/QUOTE]
I prefer describing my martial arts through rhythm and funk.
Time to kick this thread up a notch.
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514278]Almost like my 12 disciples!! [/quote]
There was only one Judas though.
Which one of you would like to give us a detailed description of your MA background?
Over nine thousand.
Do you even do martial arts? You haven’t made a real post about them yet.
[QUOTE=sochin101;2514288]I want a miniature god type thing.
I want a Cthulhu in my pocket.
Tentacles next to my testicles.
Yeah.[/QUOTE]
Is that Ganish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
[QUOTE=Snake Plissken;2514297]Is that Ganish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?[/QUOTE]
No, it is Shiva, destroyer of hymens!
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514278]ok boyz line up! Let’s see so far in attendance we have had JNP. OMEGA, BATTLEFIELDS, HELMUTLVX, DONORAEN, HUNGRYJOE, PERMALOST, W RABBIT, BACKFISTMONKEY, LIKE A BOSS, ENDER1 and MIK3. Almost like my 12 disciples!! Which one of you would like to give us a detailed description of your MA background?[/QUOTE]Actually, they already have done that and if you really lurked…?
Anyway, since you are obviously a troll here are the rules that you agreed to on sign-up:
Include the primary style of martial arts you train in, if any, NO STUPID SMARTASS CRAP LIKE “LOL GUN FU TEEHEEE”
So, this is a legitimate reason to ban your account.
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Dude, stop taking away my fun.
Wait for it.
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514278] Which one of you would like to give us a detailed description of your MA background?[/QUOTE]
Sure:
Started off with Karate as a youngster I think that only lasted about two years, no ma during high school, 5 years ago I started Ninjitsu with the bouncer of my friends bar (Glad to say he is now a close friend), I trained for about four years under him and another black belt, but due to lack of live training and full contact I started to look elsewhere I found Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, By the first class I was hooked, I then found a second gym where I train MMA, Muay Thai and K1. I currently still train In MMA, Muay Thai, K1 and BJJ and I am busy dropping down to 205 pounds so I can fight in the light heavy weight division (250 pounds at the moment got a long road ahead).
You see I too was once a ninja.
It figures! As soon as I start asking for background the calls of “you first” arise and then I get accused of trolling in Trollshido. I expected no less. But go ahead Omega. Give your MA background.
[QUOTE=Like_A_Boss;2514320]Sure:
Started off with Karate as a youngster I think that only lasted about two years, no ma during high school, 5 years ago I started Ninjitsu with the bouncer of my friends bar (Glad to say he is now a close friend), I trained for about four years under him and another black belt, but due to lack of live training and full contact I started to look elsewhere I found Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, By the first class I was hooked, I then found a second gym where I train MMA, Muay Thai and K1. I currently still train In MMA, Muay Thai, K1 and BJJ and I am busy dropping down to 205 pounds so I can fight in the light heavy weight division (250 pounds at the moment got a long road ahead).
You see I too was once a ninja.[/QUOTE]
You need to identify who your Instructors are and where they received their credentials if you want any chance of being considered legit on this site. But good luck on the weight loss. Try the HCG diet. If you can discipline yourself to stick to it you will drop to 205 fast and safely.
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514321]It figures! As soon as I start asking for background the calls of “you first” arise and then I get accused of trolling in Trollshido. I expected no less. But go ahead Omega. Give your MA background.[/QUOTE]
Dude, just click on people’s names to see their profile. A lot of them (like me) have their background written there.
You don’t, though.
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514325]You need to identify who your Instructors are and where they received their credentials if you want any chance of being considered legit on this site.[/QUOTE]
Why do I get the feeling that you or your instructor were investigated and found…lacking?
Since you are interested in Martial Arts I will give you my background.
I graduated in platoon 1002 Parris Island, USMCRD in December 1971. My lineage goes back to Tun Tavern in Philadelphia Pa, November 1775.
A brief history of my martial art can be found here:http://www.marines.com
So, what do you have to say about your background?
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514321]It figures! As soon as I start asking for background the calls of “you first” arise and then I get accused of trolling in Trollshido. I expected no less. But go ahead Omega. Give your MA background.[/QUOTE] Wow, you are still lying.
Erm…i’m not entierly sure why we are taking the troll seriously, but here goes.
I started toshido karate at around eight and switched to limalama around thirteen. From that point on I have continued limalama as well as kickboxing, aikido, ju-jitsu, about a semester and a half’s worth of judo and I just had my first silat class last friday. So your turn now?
We? That’s you 2 noobs and Mike that feel obligated to answer…
Guiding Light, come out and play. I want you to tell me about all your wonderful experiences in MA. How many trophies you won for your fantastic katas. Tell me about the number of rebreakable boards that have fallen to your mighty punches and kicks. Please come and tell us your mighty martial skills that you use to defend Mamby Pamby land from the evil combative sport players with their icky sweat and mouth guards.
Please, please come and tell us of your mighty powers and the huge self esteem you have developed while fighting imaginary yet viscous opponents on the field of combat that is your dojo, dojang or kwoon.
Tell us that you are a multi-dan holder in many deadly arts. Tells us of the roid raged MMA thugs you have defeated with your sublime skills.
How about this. Tell us something we haven’t heard before.
So far, you fail.
[QUOTE=Guiding Light;2514321]It figures! As soon as I start asking for background the calls of “you first” arise and then I get accused of trolling in Trollshido. I expected no less. But go ahead Omega. Give your MA background.[/QUOTE]
Well, this was expected. Here’s the deal I give you something you give me something. If you deflect you’re banned. Only warning.
I started Judo in 1978 got my 1st dan in 1986. Now you, and I’ve got more.