First official Judo class!

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We recently got a a Judo instructor agree to come in and teach Judo twice a week and no gi judo on saturdays. Today was supposed to be the first official class.

I freed up my entire morning for a chance to finally expereince a judo class. Excited to actually put my chi sao and force deflection skills to use in grip fighting and learn all kinds of awesome breakfalls, I arrived 30 minutes early.

Shortly thereafter I was informed the Judo guy was not coming in that morning. Meh no problem… I figured I’d just try to make it in on thursday… but, no… turns out he’s not coming in at all. :frowning:

I have my theories on why he decided to flake on us and it could very well be that the presence of a wing chun warrior was somewhat daunting… Admittedly I was planning on using my chain punching and bong lap combination in randori but only after I’d gotten to get a feel for the opponent and I was more interested in applying my terrible tai chi push hands skills.

If that is the case, it’s truly a shame… while I am flattered that my aura could potentially cause such a reaction it’s too bad as I was really hoping to gain some judo skills, and I feel bad that the other prospective student’s won’t get the chance either… curse the long reaching reputation of my furious chain of Apocalypse bringing foom.

-Sigh, it is a heavy burden indeed to be trained in such a deadly form of martial arts… But, neverfear my comrades!

I, wingchunx2z shall preservere… I know in my heart of hearts that one day in my martial arts journey I will have a proper judo class and in that class the boundaries of randori shall not be able to withstand the overflowing might of my endless chain punch.

Until that day I remain fathfully a ninja.

ps: After learning this news, heavy hearted and depressed, I made my way off the mat and prepared to leave without training when a fellow student with the rank of purple belt approached me and asked to roll. I happily agreed eager to commense the imminent ass kicking that I always recieve upon grappling with anyone who’s belt is any shade of the color purple.

We had a pretty good roll until I was able to get full guard from a jailbreak halfguard. From there, I attacked an omo’plata from a rubber guard setup I learned on submissions 101 on youtube. I nearly finished it, but as I learned it seems it is possible for the person to roll through adn re- omo’plata you while you have your feet windshield wiper’d to the side and are leaning forward.

And so, my valiant efforts were crushed as I got re omo’plata’d and eventually subbed.

Then I left and went home, took a shower and watched my copy of Ip man: the legend begins to study techniques to improve my double leg takedown.

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You are a parody of yourself, except not even remotely funny except in the way that The Office (Ricky Gervais version) is funny, by cringing so bad your body’s matter collapses in on itself like some sort of disgustingly perverse black hole.

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[QUOTE=Lindz;2638266][/QUOTE]
He’s normally not that glib with his language. That post has me wondering if his stupidity is an act. I have never wondered about that before.

That or he’s taking an English Writing class and is actually paying attention.

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Normally I would say he is joking, but if you have read any of winchunx2z’s posts before you probably realize he is being serious. :SadTroll:

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Naw, his internet stupidity reached out and slapped the judoka in the face. He wasn’t flaking he was smart.
[QUOTE=jnp;2638276]He’s normally not that glib with his language. That post has me wondering if his stupidity is an act. I have never wondered about that before.[/quote] Yes, he has been.

That or he’s taking an English Writing class and is actually paying attention.

We must be reading different posts because that post is all fucked up.

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trollshido’d? from YMAS? wowzers… That’s quite a statement. Yall don’t like me being faithfully a ninja huh?

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We just don’t like you, period.

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_ing _un

//youtu.be/blgaq0oxDbI

BJJ

//youtu.be/UUy_vD8Gbmk

Judo

//youtu.be/2PTM964fh0Q

//youtu.be/4u41omoNO4U

Get thee to a dojo!

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the beauty and grace of teh tsui nim tao as opposed to the organized chaos of a bowel control challenged man? you’re joking right?

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[QUOTE=It is Fake;2638278]We must be reading different posts because that post is all fucked up.[/QUOTE]
Be that as it may, that post is still a step up from the l33ts34k crap he normally uses.

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There’s only one joke here, wingchunx2z, and his name rhymes with bingchunx2z.

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2638285]trollshido’d? from YMAS? wowzers… That’s quite a statement. Yall don’t like me being faithfully a ninja huh?[/QUOTE]
We already have two diaries, we don’t need yours.
[QUOTE=jnp;2638308]Be that as it may, that post is still a step up from the l33ts34k crap he normally uses.[/QUOTE]
Okay who are you talking about? I’ll go get one of his chun posts,
I think you are mixing chunners he rarely uses leet speech, he uses dyslexia.
[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2100857]Well, guys it’s been a hectic day. First off I met my friind this mornnig and set everything up. Damn if you weren’t right about normal video camera’s not working when filming sparring.

Very strange… it broke.

So we sparred anyway but no filming. This was backyard MMA complete with takedowns, puling guard and an armbar attempt. After this was class from 1<5 so I literally went out to best buy on my way to kung fu fight club for sparring class. I picked up a new cam and managed to get some decent footage from fight club but since we dont have it matted yet I couldn’t drop anyone so it was kept mostly standing. I did shoot a 50 percent power double leg but since I couldnt really dump him I just worked on controlling the hips and coming back up for clinch and double underhook.

the following 2 links are the footage I got tonight. so, as I suspected my wing chun sparring videos are up before sifu parlatti. /sigh.

Im hoping that this will spawn a new wave of wing chun fighters getting out there and really working their stuff under pressure. At the very least, now some people can see that I am indeed a wing chun practicioner and I do love to spar. Also keep in mind that yes, I did get hit. I also blocked a good number of them and used a few wing chun tactics successfully. As I continue to spar I believe my skills will continue to increase. I will continue to work hard and dilligently to do so.

And so it seems that I am now officially out of the box lumped with: “delusional chunner that does’t spar.”

And now, what you’ve all been waiting for:
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Wingchunx2z uses dyslexia, it’s super confusing!

I don’t know the reference I’m using, I got it from the internet, but IiF’s “he uses dyslexia” cracked me up.

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I use bil jee and tan da!

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[QUOTE=It is Fake;2638320]Okay who are you talking about? I’ll go get one of his chun posts,
I think you are mixing chunners he rarely uses leet speech, he uses dyslexia.[/QUOTE]
I beg your pardon. I was unaware there was a difference between the two.

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People intentionally use l33t because it hides their dyslexia, jnp. x2z just has dyslexia.

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I see no numbers in his posts. That wouldn’t be l33t speak. If numbers appear in a chunner it would be a misapplied mathematical equations explaining why noodle arms are the deadly.

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[QUOTE=It is Fake;2638378]I see no numbers in his posts. That wouldn’t be l33t speak. If numbers appear in a chunner it would be a misapplied mathematical equations explaining why noodle arms are the deadly.[/QUOTE]
Alright fine! You got me. I didn’t want to come off as martialest, but I can’t tell one chunner from another. They all sound the same to me. Except for Dr. Tzun Tzu.

At night, I can still hear the dihedral wings screaming.

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You spelt “whining” as “screaming”, jnp.