Filipinas are so much better than FMA

I should have figured this out years ago

putangina!

pekpek

mahal na mahal kita?

ang sarap ang pekpek mo

One of the few Filipino phrases I know.

why are you telling us you like white cock?

Pekpek means Vagina in tagalog.

Putang ina means “Your mom is a whore”. A favorite swear word in the Phil.

Ang sarap ng pekpek mo means “Your Vagina is so good”

my ex gf used to speak bisaya (dont knowe if i spell that one correctly.) not tagalog, well she could speak it but appearantly they’re two different languages or dialects.
i dont know, who listens to women yapping anyway.

I’m fluent in both Bisaya and Tagalog.

Bisaya is the main language in Mindanao, where most FMAs have originated.

Tagalog is the main dialect, everyone in the Phil. speaks it, Bisaya is a dialect.

Yeah, who listens to women talk.

she used to live in mindanao, and some city called luzon or something.

man i feel like a dick i was with her for 3 years and i dont even know where’s she’s originally from.

great body though…maybe i should call her and see what she’s doing over the weekend,…

The Phil. is divided into 3 different islands -

Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao.

Luzon - Capital of the Phil.

Visayas - Another Island (Wonderful Vacation Spot BTW.)

Mindanao - Predominantly Muslim run Area.

Good thing she moved away from Mindanao, there’s a frigging war going on there.

Don’t feel guilty about not knowing, I don’t know squat about the cities in the Philippines and I’m a Filipino.

Heck, I’d f*cking move to America If I could, we own an orange plantation in california, sad to say, I’ve got no say in my situation till I get through college.

Why does Bill Duff have an entire forum dedicated to him?

Im not really interested in the Phil. maybe later when im 50 something and still single.
heheh

Seriously why dont pinoys team up and beat those godawful sextourists up???

Dear God…

You agree that we should beat those sextourists up???

A foreigner that agrees that we should beat sextourists up!?

You really are… Awesome as they say…

Nah, it’s good for the economy, besides, it’s against the law, Uncle Sam’s got a tight fist wrapped around our neck, The other fist is inside a woman’s vagina.

When you retire, move to a sunny vacation spot somewhere here.

Cheap Women! Cheap Booze! Pure Awesomeness!

besides its much cheaper than marrying one.

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You got that right brother.

AGAIN: Why the fuck does Bill Duff have an entire forum dedicated to him?

This forum was around long before Bill Duff became famous. He’s just its’ latest ‘skin’.

This forum is where we put our trash.

^

Srsly?

So you guys have had other forums dedicated to celebrities before?

I wonder who the forum was dedicated to before Bill Duff.

Poor Bill Duff, 43rd Toughest Bald Man in the world. Hehehe,

well, over here there’s quite a lot of old sad fucks with gorgeous young pinay and thai women.
usually they’re young their husbands are old, the young girls meet up together and hang out in groups, go to clubs and bars, thats where slick fuckers like me lurk.

i like to think that i somehow provide a service…ghehe

ive heared a lot of horrible stories over the years from those girls, their husbands really treat em like slaves or they’re really sharks themselves and their husbands are dickless pussies who do everything they say.

but to be honest i never met one who was really happy in the west.