Fighting a Vampire . M.T. or Judo ?

Most Vampires fight ( finish/bite? ) from a form of the clinch . Would you recommend Judo or Muay Thai for a situation like that ?

Kook-Fu,

especially the patented ‘Garlic Press’.

Oh boy , you are funny .

Can’t you tell this is a cerial thread about serial things n stuff ? Why was this moved from Noobietown ?

Judo flip his ass through a window and into daylight for the win.

BJJ. You get get Dracula in a Crucifix

How did this get in Trollshido? Considering how many Vampires use Martial arts in the movies (Blade, Angel, Buffy, Mr.Vampire, etc) this is a legit question. Since it’s the movies, I say Kung Fu. Kung fu always works in the movies.

Muay thai. Keep em at a distance with push kicks and then finish them with a quick series of elbows.

Judo leaves you open to bites. Then again, maybe you want to be a vampire? I don’t know you that well.

Although vampires have superhuman resilience to injury from striking attacks, they have joints and ligaments just look “normal” folks, so any sort of finishing hold from Catch, Judo, BJJ or Sambo would probably at least ensure it has one less limb to attack you with.

Blood chokes (RNC, triangle, etc.) would be another thing worth trying, there has to be some sort of flow through the entity’s corpus and if you could stop that flow to the brain it might render the undead harmless long enough to seek a more permenant solution.

Vambudo.

I heart you undead slayers !

for a SAMBO win vs vampire:

wait for one of your comrades to get bitten, as the vampire is mouth on neck of your friend execute a rolling-kneebar on both opponents (your friend is now your enemey-happens alot in Soviet Russia) break their knees with a cross-ankle hold.

Use your trenching shovel to finish them off, it has a wood handle which will end their vampirism.

This is specifically contradicted by episodes of both “Buffy The Vampire Slut” and “Angel; I Only Look Gay”. More importantly it is also contradicted by “Mr Vampire”. (If vampires used oxygen they’d choke in sealed coffins.)

I can’t believe no one got this right. The correct answer is escrima with pointy sticks.

what if you’re using a rattan stick?

th3 r34l shaolin, freeing the undead from their curse.

Remember, they have to bite your neck, so using Judo or BJJ or something where you already guard against chokes should come in handy. If you’re used to defending your throat, it’ll be harder for them to bite you.

Sharpen it with your ninjato ?

I’m pretty sure they can bite you anywhere. Now, it depends on which school your from- bite as infection, or drink the blood of the vampire as infection. Some of those old Hammer movies were pretty elaborate- you had to make a deal with the devil to become a vampire, and the victims just died.

Judo has cross sides pin. End of story.

God help us all should vampires learn Kino Mutai.