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My apology if you thought that was condescending

Fuck it I’m the 30 year old who hasn’t “Grown up” enough to work in the real world

You on the other hand are :-

  1. Ex-Military … (My personal politics aside) All hail those with the balls to serve.

  2. You own/run this site … You (I hope) already know how much that’s helping people.

  3. Drink premium congac with red bull !!! ERM, I’ve tried almost everything & that one is left-field enough to throw me!!

So please excuse my garbage verbiage it was not meant to offend

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Oh and the other best mixed drink in the world

Take 1 pint glass

Mix in one pint of beer

Consume before it becomes warm

For best results use guinness

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3 oz. Fine scotch. (Use something like Talisker’s or the Balvenie double wood, or Dahlwinnie, etc.)

Pour over ice in a short glass.

Drink it.

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The Quad-D Fucknuckle Named after it’s very drunk inventors after a large quantity of the following

2 shots Whisky (Preferably John Jameson Irish or Bushmills)
2 parts Orange Juice (Preferably fresh)
1 part Schweppes dry ginger ale

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I’m pretty sure that’s what the drink is called, chief.

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No. A true bartender despises the Mojito in all shapes and forms.

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I’m proud to say that I’ve never drank a mojito.

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My Fancy Navan…
BTW- If anyone wants to get me anything for Christmas…Navan is perfect…
I tend to take a tulip glass, splash some 151 in it, swirl it around, dump it, and light it…warm up the glass.
SHake out the flames, and pour in the Navana…mouth gasm.

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Hahahaha

ahahah

aha.

The DRINK is called “Condescending Prick”.

Roofle.

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A true Bartender hates a Mojito in all it’s forms … Unless making it for themselves

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since I have never heard of one before I had to see what wikipedia had to say about them.

Wikipedia said :

[I][moˈhi.to]) is a traditional Cuban cocktail which became popular in the United States during the late 1980s, and has recently seen a resurgence in popularity.

A mojito is traditionally made of five ingredients: mint, rum, powdered sugar (traditionally sugar ), lime juice, and club soda. Its combination of sweetness and refreshing citrus and mint flavors are intended to mask the potent kick of the rum, and have made the cocktail a popular summer drink.

The mojito is currently considered a highly fashionable drink. Its popularity is evidenced by its prominent role in recent Bacardi advertisements.[/i]

Which translates into :

You are taking it ass to mouth everytime you drink one or discuss how cool/good they are in public .

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NO alcohol ads on tv over here to influence me…

I do work in a gay bar … but I’m pretty sure the Feltch brigade & the ass mouth contingent stick to the cheaper options

“Why pay more if your tastebuds are already destroyed by the taste of fecaes”

As the bishop said to the actress

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Hey, it’s cool. I own Aladdin and The Lion King, so I’m not completely straight either.

But at least I don’t drink faggy mojitos

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I’ll agree that a mojito is kind of fruity, but it’s even more fruity if you’re not sitting outside in a panama hat overlooking the beach smoking a choice cigar in the tropical heat when you’re drinking one.

At least in the tropics you’ve got a reason to drink one.

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HEY!!!

I’d say “Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.” or " Don’t come crawling back to me when you finally taste the joy that is…"

BUT

I’ve already got:-

one foot in my mouth on this thread

an interest in some cock ass action from BackFistMonkey

& an admission of Disney ownership from GB.

I’d keep defending myself but I don’t think this shovel is big enough to dig myself out of this hole.

Therfore I’m off to lurk and see if sirc has posted the naked pics of the 'off their head 'lesbians … Rather than hanging around here discussing booze with men who like to grapple with other men (Which is after all pretty much the same as being in work for me)

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A few we cooked up while @ uni:

Bouncy Happy Juice:
1 bottle orange WKD
1 bottle orange Reef
1 double archers
1 can Red Bull

split over ice between 2 pint glasses,
Anyone remember Um-Bong-Go? tastes like that.

Bakewell Tart:
Double amaretto
Large Port
1 bottle cherry VK

Apple strudel:
2 bottle s apple VK
1 red aftershock

For your friends:
Red Devil:
Layer-
Red aftershock
Tabasco(thin line)
Chili Vodka (home made is best but absoulte pepper will do)

Also a couple of other good ones:
Cheeky Vimto:
Large Port
1 bottle Blue wkd

Orange Smartie:
1 Tia Maria
Orange juice

we did do some work too…

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I’ll admit that I like Long Island Iced Teas. I have no idea how to make them, other than mix a bunch of shit and throw in a dash of coca cola. They’re pretty much gettin’ drunk drinks, though.

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vodka, gin, rum, triple sec, sweet and sour, coke.

Some people put tequila in them. Some people also do TKd…same level of lameness.

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Nazi Taco

Jaeger
Tequila
Tapatio

Shaken, and serve in a chilled shotglass. Do not stand directly in front of someone who has just slammed it.

The Sly Fox

This is the namesake cocktail of my bar. I introduced two young ladies to it last weekend. It proceeded to be a very enjoyable night for all involved.

Stohli Raz
Triple Sec
Sour
Cranberry

Serve shaken, over ice in a 16oz.

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Is that a chain? Because there’s a Sly Fox here, too.