Production: looks like a WWE event…only somehow, perhaps thru the use of black magic (there is no other explanation) more corney, cheesier, god awful, etc. etc.
Fighters: I could just say “New York City Badass” and be done, but I want to add that a) most everybody in your organization is a UFC/Pride reject or b) they are worthless hypejobbed street fighters. I mean Frank Shamrock still fights? WTF? Why not get Helio Gracie while your at it. Seriously, do your talent scouts fish in old folks homes?
Commentors: Goldberg? Is that a joke?
Officials/judges/doctors: Shaw promotions, always doing your part to make Don King look good.
In short, Elitexc takes the worst from professional wrestling (the stupid ass chessy production values), the worst from boxing (intintial mismatches and fixes) and the worst from Al Davis’ playbook (get as much over-the-hill, washed up “talent” you can put on a field) and roles them all up, marks them with a “B” (for bullshit) and then puts it in the oven for baby and me. Elite XC is a fucking joke.
The only good thing about Elite XC is the women fighter. I forget her name, but she, despite being 100% boneable by me, needs to apparantly cut back on the twinkies.
Can there be enough threads for an event that bad? I say “no”. Furthermore, I looked for an exisiting post…the first was over 12 pages and seemed mostly play-by-play. The second one seemed to be about how the fights looked fake. My post is not about the fights being fake, but rather the organization being total shit.
Before you go around calling something pathetic, at least take the time to spell the word correctly. Otherwise you are the one that ends up looking like the “pathitic joke”. Other than that, I totally agree with your post.