ego massaging

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i had my ego massaged the other night, when i was lying on the couch with a girl who i had been hanging out with a bit. after watching a movie etc things got a lil steamy, she turned to me and said
“why mr daly… i think you are a womaniser and ive heard the same… but you are very irresistable…”

and proceeded to clamp her mouth over mine. total pimp. i was hoping that at the same time an old army buddy would bust in the door with an urgent message from headquarters asking for my loyal services once again, forcing me to leave the girl to look on wistfully as I upheld the duty i owe to my country.

that didnt happen though but still. i thought that was a nice thing to hear.

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Translation: The shemale prostitute I picked up in the red light district told me my dingle wasn’t the grossest thing shim had ever seen.

(hehe Nah way to go player.)

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oh and just to add- this is part of what she couldnt resist

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Isn’t it bad enough that you’re all pasty and shit, but you’re apartment has to be too?

Color’s good man. I’m just saying.

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He’s in New Zealand. That shit just sucks the life and colour right outta you.

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But how does he find the sheep in all that taupe?

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well played

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I’d prefer an ego table-shower.

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You one ego body-shampoo?

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They get shit stuck in their wool and then flies lay eggs in their flesh and they get eaten by tiny worms. You really want to stick your dick in that, good fucking luck to ya, ya sicko.

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[quote=Alex;2171602]i had my ego massaged the other night, when i was lying on the couch with a girl who i had been hanging out with a bit. after watching a movie etc things got a lil steamy, she turned to me and said
“why mr daly… i think you are a womaniser and ive heard the same… but you are very irresistable…” [/quote]

My first reaction would be to say: “What do you want?” Then, I’d check if my wallet was still in my pocket.

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And this is why I love you, Tom.

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Says the man who’s stared into the business end of a sheep.

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I’m an Australian, it’s a mandatory part of public education.

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Another one of these? Jesus squeeze us.