Durable Shorts?

So your point is that you would rather not have as many options so that you may indulge in a fashion circle that ranges from horrid to boring?

No, I just dress like an adult and don’t carry unnecessary crap with me. I already told you where to go look if you want to keep dressing like you’re twelve so how about you fuck off and leave the forum clear for threads that actually involve ladies and getting drunk?

How is that adult?

[quote=8bit;2096260]Are there any recommendations? Am I just going too cheap or something? I can’t seem to keep my shorts in one piece.

What’s a super durable brand of comfortable, good looking shorts? (I love cargo shorts)[/quote]

I own a pair of Prana shorts that are cargo shorts but with 2% spandex. No, they are not all spandex or biker-shorts. They are polyester/cotton that have some stretch in them and are the most comfortable pair of shorts I’ve ever owned.

I have a couple of pairs of their cargo pants too with the same stretch. Again, comfortable.

They don’t bind and are great for all the times (read: zero) I’ve had to do BJJ in teh streetz.

Downside: they are expensive as hell if you don’t find them on sale. Even then, they can be pricey. There are other brands though that have spandex woven into the material and they may be cheaper.

The Prana’s are on sale at Amazon now apparently:

http://www.amazon.com/Stretch-Zion-Short-Gravel-prAna/dp/B000N5M91K/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1239064132&sr=8-3

But I get mine at REI locally because I have to try them on due to my awkwardly shaped legs. I have a conjoined twin growing… NO I DON’T.

Yeah, especially not the orange cardigan. Not at all.

[quote=mega jesus-sama;2096525]chinos and slacks can look boring or fucking fierce depending on your fit and swagger. [/quote]Oh my sweet Lord I can’t believe you just said that.

You posted a thread about cheap shorts in a forum devoted to being a slick motherfucker. I nearly didn’t answer your question in the first place for exactly this reason.

lol that’s the point

Cargo pants are for industrial gothtards. Fuckin’ serious, now you’ll try to tell me having chains on your pants has practical usage and is a social norm.

I guess I’m just out of the high fashion loop. Who decides this stuff anyway?

[quote=Vorpal;2096669]Great outfit if you’re going shopping:
for cock.

Jesus Christ. Go to Goddamn JC Penny and pick up some cargo shorts. Throw Some hi top PF Flers on your feet, A regular T-Shirt without any faggoty MMA shit on it and press on with pride and motivation. This Metro sexual BS has gotten completely outta hand.[/quote]

I bust out laughing at that one, nice Vorpal! But yeah, that and the emo-twilight kid in the girls pants…

OP, just go to Target and buy some shorts. Get slacks ones for polos/business, and whatever other style you like for the other.

Duplicate post.

The gall of a deuchebag brofag such as sirc giving fashion advice makes me laugh almost as much as a modern day minstrel show. That is to say none at all. Don’t listen to whatever that worthless fuck says. Alternatively: watch the idiot"s fight videos and laugh like you’ve never done before.

You mean one of the most popular and successful male fashion models in a campaign for clothes you couldn’t even dream of affording?

When are you going to stop this? I haven’t worked on a gimmick with Sirc in… fuck. a year and a half?

[quote=MEGA JESUS-SAMA;2099172]You mean one of the most popular and successful male fashion models in a campaign for clothes you couldn’t even dream of affording?
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Like the _ing _un seminar of fashion?

Oh you’re all the same.

Vishnu.