Go try. Thats what grapplers do. What I would do, is do the shadowboxing convesion, apply it and then make a thread about whether it works or not. I get you arent a real grappler, but thats what one would do.
I don’t think there’s a duck master around my way.
My best buddy is getting out on parole soon and he and I are gonna start getting into working out and the boxing again, all being well. Probably just punching the bags and sparring a bit together. Just for fun and exercise and to give him something to do and keep him away from bad habits (his request).
IDK, or are you suggesting that I fight a duck/goose and see what happens?
Yeah. When I study weird grappling, I just go do it while rolling. Some stuff works and some doesn’t. Unicorn, haibei province, wudang, taiji capture, shaolin chin na, and tiger style all work.
A seagull once got the better of me, so I don’t fancy my chances to be honest.
I was walking around the corner of a building. The gull was doing the same around the other side. I nearly stepped on him. He got mad at me and flew straight up at my head - got a face full of wings. Nearly fell on my ass.
Then he flew around in a circle and buzzed my head while making angry noises. Then he sat on the roof looking down on me and making more angry noises.
In my defense, he was a large seagull. There’s quite a lot of them near where I live. They usually only attack people who mess with/accidently go near their youngsters though. I was just unlucky enough to bump into a mean fowl who chose violence.
They are rapists, man… I had one big drake who would literally drag a hen sitting on a clutch of eggs (that HE fertilized), and brutally rape them, If they really were stubborn, he’d do it on the eggs and crush a bunch of them.
We got rid of him, he was a huge fucker and just mean, basically.