Drama. I hate drama.

This is not the kind of shit I like to post in LLL, but fuck it.

So yesterday my main ninja/ very good friend’s girlfriend texts me and says she wants to talk to me urgently. I think, “fuck, this shit’s an emergency, better get over there”.

After which she asks me weird questions. Very weird questions like " Do you think I have changed recently?" “How would you describe me to someone else?”. “[I feel like some parts of my life don’t make sense anymore]”. “What do you think’s going on?”. “Have you ever had a girlfriend? How did the relationship end?”

Girls always do this shit to me. Like I’m some sort of counsellor, but it’s cool, because I’m friends with her. I was friends with her before she started dating my very good friend who I mentioned earlier, so I don’t mind. Then she says “OK, now don’t breathe a word of this conversation to anybody, especially not yo main ninja”.

I say “OK”, but as I’m leaving, I think “Fuck, that’s going to be difficult, considering me and my main ninja talk about almost everything”.

The following morning I call my main ninja and he says “Yo, my girl’s acting really weird. What do you think’s going on?”.

Now I’m sworn to secrecy, so I made do with some generic advice, 1) because I didn’t want to say anything about the conversation and fuck everybody’s day up and 2) Because I gave my word not to say anything. So now I’m effectively just counting on her to resolve the whole thing in her mind, so we can get over the shit and get back to life.

But for some reason, I feel like I might be betraying my main ninja. Or betraying someone. Then again I’m paranoid. Why don’t girls stop telling me shit like this?

I really hope this thing doesn’t turn into a clusterfuck.

Pull out, dude. No use in siding with some bitch against your best pal.

If she had a real interest in working it out with him, she wouldn’t be talking to you.

Good call, Pilgrim!

Q, ask yourself this, “Who are you still going to know five years from now?”, and then work from there.

Why not encourage the two to work it out? You don’t have to take sides or whatever, just have them talk to each other instead of you.

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But for some reason, I feel like I might be betraying my main ninja. Or betraying someone. Then again I’m paranoid. Why don’t girls stop telling me shit like this?[/quote]

Uh…because you let it continue?

I really hope this thing doesn’t turn into a clusterfuck.

ORLY??

I don’t believe you. You sound like you enjoy getting sucked in to stuff.

You’re also not sounding too credible when you say you hate drama.

You hate drama yet girls all the time dump stuff on you?

You hate drama yet you drop everthing and run because someone says its an emergency? And then say online OMG there’s one thing in my life I hate so I’m gonna go online and talk about it he-said-she-said-I-said main man ZOMFG betrayal!!

I gotta call Bullshido on that one, dude. You LOVE drama. :new_rainf

Arite, now that I’ve sounded like a total beyotch…

I’m sorry you’re facing this. I don’t know what’s up with the girl, not even going to guess. If someone said a bunch of stuff to me and then said “Now don’t tell your BFF”, I would be pretty freaking pissed that someone had so little respect for my BFF and our friendship to expect me to keep a secret from her. I don’t know exactly how I would have responded but it would have sounded a lot closer to “F.U.” than “OK”.

Bros B 4 hoes. I shouldn’t have to tell you that.

Yes you love drama.

Your main ninja is going to face a storm, better warn him before he gets hit.

OUCH!!!

Hmmm… I have a question;

How many “words” do you give? Do you have one kind for “bros” but another one for someone else? If you do, there is where the drama creeps in.

I find having only ONE word, and when you give it thats it, makes things much simpler. If the people in your life don’t get that, you need a different set of people.

I think of it like this, if you are willing to (lie, cheat, steal, etc) for me, then you are willing to do that to me.

In the future, don’t be alone with another persons “other,” and make it clear what you will and won’t keep to yourself.

Just my opinion…

Since you asked for ppl to chime in, here goes.

What were her motives of themes? Obviously hard to know and you answered her generically or probably deferred/deflected some of it too.

Do you have any idea if it is the most common problem of all? Did she cheat on him maybe or the more obvious opposite- is she concerned he has cheated on her?
You had little specificity in presenting what could have prompted this from her.

If its not that- maybe its some ‘getting older’ or feeling too much normalcy and stagnation in ones life type of shit. That stuff gets fuzzy. But if it was as simple as that it wouldn’t be all that weird.

She is probably not sure of the relationship anymore and isn’t too sure of herself either.
If HE says she is acting weird that’s not a good sign for him, especially since she cant or wont talk to him about this. She wants to bounce things off you as a surrogate who knows him and is similar as a “guy”. Thats where it gets sticky and you need to stay out if you cant be honest to him, or her, in regards to withholding info. You will be the first loser in the “why did you tell him, or why didnt you tell me” game. Tell her you cant do that to him so you might not be the best counselor since you have ties to both sides.

Is she normally the self conscious or neurotic type? Or is this completely out of the norm? She could be looking for ways to end it or perspectives on why she should NOT end it.

Or she could put her hand on your thigh next time you see her and THAT will tell you a little about whats going on too!
It happens. Especially to the counselor.

Ya, you’ve already screwed the pooch on this one. No matter what happens now you look like a douche. The next time they get in a fight, she’ll say something like, “You don’t understand me like The Question does. At least, he listens.” And he’ll call you the next day and be like WTF, mate?

Fuckin’ A. I know this. I practice this. I preach this. Religiously. The only thing that made me hesitate was this:

I figure I wasn’t thinking straight at the time, probably because it was early in the morning, and I was trying to study and shit.

Then I thought, fuck it, I can’t be keeping this kind of shit from my main ninja. That’s a recipe for a clusterfuck.

So I just laid that shit out.

Fuck that shit. I’m Q-dot the vicious, I don’t do drama. I break stuff and play video games. I also watch hentai. There is no drama.

When she said emergency, I thought she meant “fucking hell, someone’s having a seizure, do I hold them down or what?”, because that kind of shit is more interesting.

Yeah, no drama in you at all.

You should sleep with that girl’s sister just to teach her a lesson. And her best friend.

And her mom.