This is not the kind of shit I like to post in LLL, but fuck it.
So yesterday my main ninja/ very good friend’s girlfriend texts me and says she wants to talk to me urgently. I think, “fuck, this shit’s an emergency, better get over there”.
After which she asks me weird questions. Very weird questions like " Do you think I have changed recently?" “How would you describe me to someone else?”. “[I feel like some parts of my life don’t make sense anymore]”. “What do you think’s going on?”. “Have you ever had a girlfriend? How did the relationship end?”
Girls always do this shit to me. Like I’m some sort of counsellor, but it’s cool, because I’m friends with her. I was friends with her before she started dating my very good friend who I mentioned earlier, so I don’t mind. Then she says “OK, now don’t breathe a word of this conversation to anybody, especially not yo main ninja”.
I say “OK”, but as I’m leaving, I think “Fuck, that’s going to be difficult, considering me and my main ninja talk about almost everything”.
The following morning I call my main ninja and he says “Yo, my girl’s acting really weird. What do you think’s going on?”.
Now I’m sworn to secrecy, so I made do with some generic advice, 1) because I didn’t want to say anything about the conversation and fuck everybody’s day up and 2) Because I gave my word not to say anything. So now I’m effectively just counting on her to resolve the whole thing in her mind, so we can get over the shit and get back to life.
But for some reason, I feel like I might be betraying my main ninja. Or betraying someone. Then again I’m paranoid. Why don’t girls stop telling me shit like this?
I really hope this thing doesn’t turn into a clusterfuck.