Almost killed a guy tonight. Done with that shit forever. I may do some wild shit with kat amnd ashly, but no more alcohol. I’m only free by the mercy of the police. And the fact that they found that shit much funnier than I did.
Details. and nice to read they didnt bust you
You’re not getting details until tomorrow when he’s sober. Which, even then, will take a while.
Glad to hear shit is somewhat under control and nobody got dead or maimed .
Drink alot of water tonight and you will feel better when you wake up .
oh…yeah… i didnt consider that. for a dude thas inebreiated…he sure can type
No I think he was partialy scared sober then took his time typing . Typing shit faced doesnitopn almdsij lojkj like rn thus .
I post shit faced a lot and it never looks like that.
Man I’ve been done drinking so many times now. I’ll see you on the other side.
Good luck.
The Villain just needs to get better drugs
Ditto, I posted shit faced last night. A whole rant about AR that I thought was funny as hell at the time but it still was coherent. Read it this morning, realized it didn’t make much sense and deleted it.
Anyway, now I’m just hungover rambling so…
BTW - Good luck on being sober Os.
How about stopping it all together?You know?
Is that what you tried to call me about last night circa midnight? Sorry I couldn’t really answer or get back to you, I had one bar of reception in bum-fuck Maryland.
Also, does this mean you don’t want to head up to Annapolis for New Year’s tonight?
So Im helping my GF move into her new place last night, Her new roommate helped her move. I brought over some beers and we had some food and laughs after the move. I had 2 beers (coronas) which is aparently enough to fuck up my judgement somewhat. We also smoked a fat joint. Somehow the subject of boxing came up. Her roommate, who is about 6’3" 250 but kinda flabby asked me if I knew how to box. After I responded that yes, I can box, I told him what I trained and with whom. I told him I didn’t really just do western boxing, and that I wouldn’t feel safe doing it without mouthguards. He said that we would just go real light contact so we wouldn’t need them and he was really insistent about it. So we had a big room with wood floors, I put on the gloves and we touch em up. I Jab him a couple of times in the liver then he comes in with a flury. I instinctively drop down and shoot for a double leg and picked him up in the air then set him back down on his feet. Heh OOPS so much for just boxing. Then we reset again. I pawed him with a couple more bodyshots then he came swinging for me again, this Time I clinched and got a side body lock on, picked him up and kind of sat him down on the ground, he gave up his back I threw on the RNC, got the hooks and he went limp and tapped like a bitch.
I’m still trying to figure out whether I did the right thing. I don’t think I’ve ever felt remoseful about choking somebody until last night. Alcohol definitely made me lose control.
you drunkenly grappled with a fat man who didn’t want to grapple with you. the right thing?
The other night I went out with a bunch of people to celebrate a friend’s birthday, and one of them, a dispicable Scenester with a crappy band, left without paying his portion of the bill (five US dollars). I paid his share, and when I saw him again a few hours later, pulled guard and arm-triangled him screaming WHERE’S MY MONEY. He managed to escape by claiming I somehow chipped his tooth when I flopped onto my ass.
Of course it was the right thing, that fucker deserved it.
The amount of times I’ve just wanted to double leg some fucker who says “that ground fighting won’t work on me, I’ll just get back up, EL OH FUCKING EL”… GET UP THEN BITCH, COME ON, GET THE FUCK UP!
That’s why I don’t mention MA to people I’ve just met. I play sports.
Anyway, here comes new year. There’s not many days I can get away with drunkedly groping random female strangers at midnight, so I’d best make the most of it.
Happy new year.
Except the fat guy didn’t say any of that. It’s like BSD’s horribly condescending online persona somehow came out in the real world and decided to suddenly make a drunken boxing match into an MMA fight so he could learn some obtuse lesson about Aliveness or whatever. Good job BSD. You are now officially that guy who goes to a BJJ class and starts punching people during rolling.
Boyd I punch people in my BJJ class when they tell me to put my gloves on and punch them cuz they have a fight coming up. I don’t think trained fighters are the best choice for drunken boxing matches. Maybe I would have been able to go light if I was sober but I think what I did was better than knocking his teeth out with a punch.
Honestly I don’t think I’m going to go stop submitting my buddies when they step to me just because of a little regret and because the all mighty Boyd don’t approve of it.