WOW PLACE SURE HAS CHANGED SINCE I LAST VISITED OR IS THAT SINCE I BEMUSEDLY PANTOMIMED BEING BANNED AS PART OF THE LUDICROUS IMPROBABLY FARCE YOU FLESHBAGS PERFORM AS PART OF YOUR DAY TO DAY LIVES,] WHEN YOU PRETEND YOUR IMPERFECT DESIGNS ARE NOT ALL BUT CASUAL PERMISSIONS OF HE WHO UPON THE SUN NEVER SETS THINK ABOUT THAT
FUCK YOU LISA. I TOLD YOU NOI PRISON CAN CONTAIN LAVATORR AND EVEN IF IT COULD IT WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A WIFI HUB IN THE COMMONS AREA SO PUTTING ME IN JAIL ME WOULDN’T ACCOMPLISH MUCH ALSO I COULD MELT THROUGH THE BARS. THREE STRIKES AND YOU’RE OUT, BABY.
ANYWAY I’M NOT MAD, JUST AMUSED HENCE THE WINK WHICH WAS DEFINITELY SARCASTIC AND NOT MEANT TO BE INTERPRETED AS FRIENDLY. NOTHING I DO IS FRIENDLY. I HAVE NO FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR A LONE SILKWORM I FOUND HUDDLED UNDER A LEAF IN THE LATE PRECAMBRIAN THAT I NURSED BACK TO HEALTH, BUT LIKE EVERYTHING I LOVED IT WAS EVENTUALLY CRUSHED BY SEDIMENTS AND TURNED INTO GASOLINE.
N.E. WAYS AFTER TAKING 300 MILENNIA OFF TRAINING AT THE BEHEST OF A ONE-EYED ORACLE I THINK I’M READY TO BEGIN CONSIDERING SETTING A DATE FOR STARTING TRAINING AGAIN. I’M LOOKING FOR A SCHOOL WITH GOOD ALIVENESS AND ALREADY TRIED
BUT NEITHER WEBSITE COULD WITHSTAND THE WITHERING HEAT OF MY STARE AND ALSO DO NOT HAVE RADIAL SEARCHES FROM WITHIN THE EARTH’S CORE SO THAT IS A PROBLEM AS WELL. I’M LOOKING FOR EITHER BJJ OR CHEAP JUDO THAT FEATURES LEGLOCKS GUARD CLINCH ETC BUT I’D ALSO LOVE TO CROSSTRAIN IN MUAY THAI BOXING WRESTLING AND SAVATE. DOES ANYONE KNOW OF GYMS THAT EXIST WHERE NO MAN HAS TRODDEN ??
All we can do is hope that all three don’t enter the same thread. Our villages are at stake.
But to answer your original question, LAVATORR.
No, there are no BJJ schools in the center of the Earth, seeing as it was discovered by a Frenchman, most likely you’ll just find savate or ballet or both in the same gym (protip: This actually happens in the surface world).
What would you need BJJ for anyway? You’re a Lava monster, can’t you sear someone’s skin off just by staring at them?
OR IS THAT SINCE I BEMUSEDLY PANTOMIMED BEING BANNED AS PART OF THE LUDICROUS IMPROBABLY FARCE YOU FLESHBAGS PERFORM AS PART OF YOUR DAY TO DAY LIVES,] WHEN YOU PRETEND YOUR IMPERFECT DESIGNS ARE NOT ALL BUT CASUAL PERMISSIONS OF HE WHO UPON THE SUN NEVER SETS THINK ABOUT THAT