Do you drink b*tch liquor?

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Why do cats keep giving me shit every time I order some Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Or some twisted tea? Or a motherfucking Pina Colada? Or a smirnoff ice apple twist (actually, fuck smirnoff ice, I don’t like that shit anymore). Why is it called bitch liquor?

Personally, I like that shit, and I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. When I hit up the bar for the UFC fight night tonight, I’ll be pouring that Mike’s down my throat, ready to start shit with a motherfucker who looks at me the wrong way. Because that’s how I roll.

But what I’m wonderin is this: why do weak drinks make one appear like a pussy? Because motherfuckers always be laughing and shit when they see me sipping from a glass with an ubrella in it. What gives?

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When you are man enuff to order (and drink) a whiskey sour you’ll understand.

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go for the long island ice tea…or a zombie

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How old are you, ?

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question try a negroni.

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or a white russian

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First of all Mike’s has more alcohol than a beer so it’s not weak. Secondly, they kick ass. BBQ season is starting up Q and you just earned an invite, I have a big ass tub of ice full of those things when I’m throwing the steaks on. I hate it when people comment on what the hell I’m drinking. MYOB haters.

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Quit blaming the drinks…it’s just you.

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Should we let you stumble home with the sow from hell?

Should we stand back and watch you get pounded 3 on 1?

Should we tell you move your own fucking appliances?

No, because we’re you’re friends.

Freinds don’t let friends drink bitch liquor.

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Whiskey.
Scotch.
Bourbon.
Vodka (uninfused).
Tequila.
Mezcal.
Beer.

All of these should be drank straight. A few chilled.

?, if I ever catch you ordering a Cosmo or White Zin, I will come over the bar & thump you.

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Ask for the drinks in a man-glass.

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Trendmeisters jumping on the absinthe bandwagon can also go eat spotted dick.

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I guess people must have hang-ups about umbrellas in the glass. As long as you enjoy your alco-pops, it doesn’t matter.

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The umbrella in your drink can be used against you.

Straws kill.

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I’ll have a sip of a long island iced tea when i order it for a chick. Or i’ll have one with lunch, that’s cool.

but yeah. you’re a sissy ?.

i remember at a drinking party in the philippines one time, i chased a shot of gin with some cold san miguel. they all looked at me like i was insane, some kind of american wild man. fucking awesome.

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I’m a low 22 like a pair of aces.

Whiskey.
Scotch.
Bourbon.
Vodka (uninfused).
Tequila.
Mezcal.
Beer.

All of these should be drank straight. A few chilled.

?, if I ever catch you ordering a Cosmo or White Zin, I will come over the bar & thump you.

I don’t like whiskey, too strong? Scotch is too strong? Me and a friend got absolutely fucked up on Bourbon. She threw up all over my bed. My room smelled like Jim Beam and vomit. I can’t drink Bourbon anymore, bad memories.

Vodka? ugh.
Tequila … that’s what the fuck I’m talkign about. But I can’t take shots all night, now can I?

Mezcal. Dude, anything distilled from agave is good shit to drink.

The beers I like are limited to Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, and OB.

Fuck White Zin. Fuck Cosmo. I don’t like that shit.

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Ummm… I was drinking it before it was legal okay…

and it being legal put a friend or two out of bussiness…

and lastly cant I be happy to go out and drink it now?

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More alcohol than what type of beer? Oh right, cheap crappy beer because you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Question: Drink what makes you happy. Good beer and alcohol contain an inherent complexity and quality that your taste buds are likely afraid of. It pretty much goes hand in hand with immaturity. You’ll figure it one day.

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You have time to grow up.

You should have cut your teeth of Johnny Black. You’d be ready for anything by your 21st that way.

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Antifa,

I said trendmeister bandwagonners.