Deep thought on Mk 2 pineapple hand grenade

Why do you suppose the old mk2 pineapple hand grenade was oval shaped?

I realized that it must have been for easier anal insertion.

The harsh, spherical shape of the current day 67s is just not cool for that.

Either way, you have to remove the pin first or it won’t fit. Unless you’re the goatse guy.

Whatever turns you on man.Whatever turns you on man.

The only people cool enough to invent grenades would be pirates, and pirates go to exotic places where they have pineapples (Probably to rape the native women. Or boys. Pirates can have any type of sex they want and still be cool). When Pirates invented grenades in 1592, they wanted to remind themselves of tthe islands where they had their sexual adventures, so naturally they shaped them like pineapples. The idea of anal insertion was probably arrived upon later.

One question:The old WW2 grenades used to have fuses.Once the pin was pulled ,smoke would come out.

Is it this common today for grenades to have fuses?

Because I remember watching Robocop and they used a grenade with a Digital timer.Which I thought “Yeah!Thats cool”.

I think the point of having an eletronic detonator is stability. It’s not going to go off by accident, even if the grenade is hit by a round or something.

As far as wether or not the most cutting edge hand grenades of today emit smoke or not, I don’t know.

LOL I GET IT DEEP HAHAHAHAHAHA11

BITCHES LEAVE

Grenades are for pussies. Did Royce ever use grenades to win UFC? No. Even Jesus didn’t use greandes.

I used guns to defeat the Romans. You can even ask Moses; he was there.

What?:bduh:

I call bullshit on your soul for not watching Family Guy.

Oh! Thats Family guy.Then thats alll right ,Mo Fo.