PLEASE REMOVE THE COCK FROM YOUR MOUTH FOR I AM HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THE TENOR AND CONTENT OF YOUR POSTS HARUMPH
ALSO PLEASE NOTE HARUMPH REPRESENTS CLEARING MY THROAT AND NOT ANYTHING COCK-ORIENTED FOR THAT I MAKE A DIFFERENT NOISE I MEAN UM OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ALSO PLEASE FEL FREE TO SUBSTITUTE MAVERICKZ FOR TOMAS DRGON IN EITHER TITLE OR BODY OF THIS MESSAGE THANK YOU HARUMPH
Dr. Fagbot Q Magillicuddy, PhD for nobel prize in chemistry.
Discuss.
I FEEL A CERTAIN CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US AS WELL BUT PLEASE MAN HAVE A SENSE OF DECORUM AND WAIT UNTIL TOMAS DRGON AND/OR MAVERICKZ ARE FINISHED WITH THEIR FELLATIO HARUMPH
Quite frankly, I was inclined to forward my recommendation to the Nobel comitee, bit I feel his most recent work is rather predictable and staid.
I mean, cock sucking jokes? ‘I R GAY FOR INTRAWEB PEUPLE’? Where’s the sophisticated meta-humour with the tinge of self loathing we’ve all come to know and love? This shit might get you the Nobel Prize for Economics or some bollocks like that, but you’ve got to put a bit more effort in for hard science.
stey on tocip ur u get a ban plz thx
Where do I vote for you to be forum leader of trollshido?
I second, but “Forum Leader” sounds a bit civil service.
“Overlord” of Trollshido is more fitting and plus its good for the morale of the men.
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17/M/Inner Labyrinth, u?!? lol
Speaking of our inner labyrinths, several years ago I was sitting around watching the NFL draft and drinking beers and eating big-ass sandwiches with a bunch of dudes when my buddy Sean out of nowhere pipes up with, “Hey, you know what I heard? That if they took the intestines out of your body and stretched them end-to-end they would reach all the way to the moon.” Like 10 dudes just sat there, eating and nodding and going, “Huh, what do you know,” while I was frozen with amazement and delight. It was almost a full minute of ecstasy before I was able to blurt out, “Motherfuckers, do you know far away the fucking moon is? How many fucking feet of intestines do you think you have, anyway? Your goddamn intestines wouldn’t even stretch to the fucking gas station!!!” Etc.
This was one of the happiest moments of my life.