Has that ever stopped him before?
fixed
do trips to Chuck E. Cheese really count as dates?
Anything that’s over 2 dollars of tokens is a date.
that would be a hooker
all valid points and observations.
I stand corrected.
Mr. Dagon, you sir are a true “playa”.
Well, I titled it with your name.
As for hot, yes. 10 years younger? Well, I’m 24, so . . . no. Regarding her age, I don’t even remember her name, so you just go ahead and use your imagination for that.
You didn’t use the words “Dagon” or “Akujin” at any time while in the throes of passion, did you?
If the general populace of Fark.com would find what you are about to post funny, please don’t shit on my perfectly good thread with it.
This should ideally be posted in a FAQ somewhere