Dear Dagon,
I just want you to know that your look-a-like came to the party I was at tonight, and he acted like I expected you would in public. So I took his (your) date home (i.e. to her house), and rogered her roundly. I left, but I just want to know that I probably wouldn’t have fucked her if it hadn’t sort of been a mental image of me getting the better of you.
Actually, she was pretty hot, but it took a ridiculous amount of favors with girl friends to get her date’s attention away from her just so I could mentally one-up you. So anyway, just thought you should know that you sort of accidentally got me laid.
I win. We all win.
Cassius.
what, did he post pictures of cats all over the walls?
um… okay… this really is a bizarre and surreal moment…
HAHAHAHAHA I make the best threads when I am blackout drunk.
Spelling and punctuation are quite good for blackout drunk.
Wait, you were picturing a guy while having sex with a woman? :gay:
I’m even better talking to cops.
video, or it didn’t happen. you know the rules.
you want video of him talking to the cops?
Wait. Wait. You fucked some girl not because she is hot or anything, but because of some dude you interact with on line. Dude, you spend too much time on the internets.
Well, at least you’re getting laid. I wish I knew what that was like.
Yeah, but was the sex in an alive manner, or did she do one move and then go dead so you could do your five manuever kata? Also, shame on you if you did it standing up instead of taking her down.
Let me guess. She went into a defensive “turtle” but that was o.k. because you got your hooks in and sunk into her rear naked.
Please, stop. This thread is funny.
How did nobody tell me about this thread?
Also, it only counts if she was not only incredbily hot, but also 10 years younger than you.
Er…I don’t know if that’d be legal for Cassius.
