Daylight Savings Time Bullsh*t.

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So the company I work for has about 250 clients each with about 10-20 computers a piece. Guess who gets the awesome responsibility of resolving all the Daylight Savings time bullshit issues?!

ME!

YAY! These next few weeks are going to be soooooo awesome. I was about ready to take a vacation for the next two weeks.

If you have any questions or answers, go ahead and post in here, I’ll try my best to help you guys out, and if I can’t figure it out, I’m sure someone will and I will try to find the answer.

IT Bullshido crew, fighting the bullshit in today’s society of lobbyists trying to add more sunlight to their days. Fuckers.

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I say we get Bill and Ted to go back in time and kill Ben Franklin before he releases the monster that is day light savings upon the world!

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Or you could’ve just installed patches into each OS so they adjusted/handled themselves and you wouldn’t have to worry 'bout shit.

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that would increase his workload.

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I forgot how caring you can be.

Welcome back.

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I’ve always been here, in the laughter of every child…

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Too bad you have to update computers cause it cuts down on the time you would usually spend Googling for midget/amputee porn.

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Then the Harpo is you.

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i couldn’t afford a harp. i play a mandolin instead

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and here’s a little jig, just for you

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Perhaps wit isn’t for you; try being funny instead.

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let me just crank my amp up to 11

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i don’t miss ronin at all because your posts are exactly the same

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What I like about you is your innate ability to sense even the most ethereal subtleties.

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Sorry, what I mean is that your posts have a quaint, geriatric feel to them. I do enjoy the nostalgic visions into the Internet of the past.

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In that case can I borrow your ^avatar^

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LOL, dumbass.

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you’re not Harpo, you’re John B. Everyman and you’re fucking boring.

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OK, that was mean, for some reason I tend to want to put a pillow over your face and hold it there till the world is a better place or until I get a stiffy but seriously there are reasons for Daylight savings time, for instance it saves electricity and children’s lives.

It is also easier to hunt for terrorists in the light because of their darker skin so really if you are against DST, you are really against AMERICA which means that it will be easier for me to just hire someone else to hold that pillow against your soft, tender face.

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I hope your MMA skills are better than whatever IT skills you have.

They don’t have auto updates for Server 2003. Tell me when you’re done reconfiguring Outlook’s entire calendar system and the 50 quadrillion different types of appointment software, timestamp software for lawyers, the 11ty billion different types of payroll programs and your basic Outlook scheduling programs.

Now shut the fuck up n00b and go fucking kill yourself before I shove my boot so far up your ass I’ll wear your colon as an anklet.