DAVE HUMM: Chill the poop out, you dum cumpster

Dave, take a chill pill, get a hooker, take some valium, whatever. Just chill out, you bitch-ass piece of chicken shit. I’m gonna kick the crap out of your LARPing Welsh syphillis-ridden self if you don’t.

Don’t mess with me, man. I know Muay Thai.

He’s not that bad.

Your all retards.

I quite like him… he is T3H FANNY err I mean FUNNY.

GMW

I approve this thread.

I hope he enjoyed the last neg rep I gave him. Fag.

He has magic pants. I’m told that means he’s teh 4w3s0m3.
I don’t think he’s hit rock bottom yet anyway. After all, there isn’t Systema in his style field.

You have no idea who Dave Humm is in the first place.

Everybody knows who that testicle-munching asshole is. I’m tempted to beat his ass into the ground.

What’s your height and weight, fuckboy?

I don’t know if it’s the aggressiveness or that bat penis I can’t take my eyes off of, but I’m so turned on right now.

You have no idea who Dave Humm is in the first place.

Don’t Care>Don’t Know

Got Popcorn?

No room for it on my lap your wife’s head is in the way.

I just hope Dr X and him never have a kid

The resulting signature would actually involve the entire lyrics from abba, the hamster-dance, a three year old memepic with a baby getting ‘pwnd’ by a bowl of cereal, and exactly four glurge emails about liberals being told off in airports debunked long ago on snopes. It would be capped off with an animated gif of a BJJ fighter assuming north-south and a number of quotes from Proust taken out of context. Any time this waterheaded and badly mutated hypothetical progeny posted, the internet itself would actually attempt suicide by cop by mail-bombing interpol with nudes of the olsen twins from before they were famous, thus further slowing my download of THEOCS1-2COMPLETE.RIPPEDBIHACKBOIS.DIVX.RAR by several percentage points…

fuckin a

That… that scared me.

Got something intelligent to say?

I thought so. Just like how I don’t have popcorn.

C’mon you fucking whiny bunch of fucking retards, you got nothing one me… Nothing I tell ya’

Oh and Bryan… hope you and your wife choke on that popcorn fuckin assbandits

Oh and just to add… Gotta love all the fucking asshats out there attempting to neg rep me with their sad and often pathetic comments like “because” and “You asked for it” when they themseselves haven’t got shit for reping power any way… got a whole load of silver and fuck all red… truely pathetic.

You’re the expert on being pathetic, so I have to agree with you.