So I was thinking about the great Chi powers that BJJ must teach you, and this lead me to think about who in the history of man (past, present and future) and how Darth Vader is the ultimate BJJ guy.
Why do I think that Darth Vader does BJJ?
He can RNC/Kimura/Armbar people from across the room without even getting out of his char. It’s been proven, scientifically in fact.
He’s such a badass, he can grapple in space with SPACESHIPS! I mean look at how he just takes them all to the ground and subs them bitches.
You all know what happened when he finally lost, he got teh anti-grapple with nothing less than lava on the ground.
Of course, that doesn’t matter because he can RNC someone from across the room.
Know this: if this were, for whatever strange reason, still in the general forum for kids who can actually read, write, not drool on their desks, etc., I would wholeheartedly support you, for it is the purpose of the God-Emperor to support your idiotic ebaumsworld-esque cockwaving, in order to immunize humanity to it.
But now you’re in trollshido, my little pet desert. I suggest, Mr. Deadly, that you turn around and leave, and go back to asking how to do an omoplata or placing UFC bets, or whatever it is you do when you’re trying to promote the illusion that you contribute.
